Black VII: "Truth Shall Rise Again" (T-Mac's Indictment is Nigh...)

MudCave, Inc. ^ | 15 January 2002...beware the Ides of January | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Twodees]

Yep, you're right. Randy seemed to have potential. I'm a little too new to Virginia to see any but the most glaring warning signs. I voted for Randy, BTW. I doubt I'll do so this year.

Are you in the 4th as well?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I voted for Randy, BTW."

A good bet, IMHO...but Mr. Forbes has a lotta RINO/Warnerism in him, apparently. If he believes that's the way to get ahead in the Conservative Bastion of Ol' Virginny, he's in fer a RUDE AWAKENIN'!!

RINOs are worse than RATS, IMHO, 'cuz they're spending my donated money and it pisses me off...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFLMAO!!!

Rita-X FReegards...MUD

BTW...I feel sorry fer Margaret from Dearborn!!

[sultan88]

"I won't even ask what *kind* of grubs you been grabbin' & consummin' there, buster. I mean? Of course, I was talking about the insect kind. Whereas, I got this-here notion you speak of the two-legged type?"

GUFFFFAAWWW

That was funny!

[sultan88]

"I'm afraid you might be underestimating this Enron deal because in the long run it doesn't even matter if Bush is stained. The media has blown this way out of proportion so far."

Well, I see that Enron is Doonesbury's theme this week. BTW did Trudeau ever satirize any of the Clinton scandals? I don't think so. But he's trying to tie Bush into this non-scandal. We need to be watchful.

[sultan88]

"Are you in the 4th as well?"

Yes, I'm in the 4th. I was a 4th District convention delegate for Kirk Cox (a non-Warner RINO) but we got blown away by a slick Forbes' procedural move used to get all the Chesapeake and Portsmouth delegates "bound" to him. He got the nomination and won the election and is set for life, most likely, if he doesn't betray his Warner benefactor.

[sultan88]

"Who took over fer Bliley?! What's the kid's name? He's a WestEnd GOPer which is sorta like saying he's a Wahnah RINO, but I reckon I'll give him the opportunity to save his job by leading the Call Fer RE-Impeachment!!"

That would be Eric Cantor.

[Landru]

"Then again, I'm nuthin' but a RightWingWhacko...MUD"

Nawwww!
Doyathink?
See?
It's like this, my friend; some things just don't need to be said.

...& methinks that statement's a hum-dinger; of course you wouldn't be loved otherwise.

[sultan88]

"Otherwise, we're gonna replace him in the next primary with a rock-ribbed Conservative Chesterfield Representative, whoever that may be...MUD"

That would be Steve Martin.

[Twodees]

Let's throw him out this year before he has a chance to polish too many apples. What do you say?

[Twodees]

Martin seems OK. He was my senator before the redistricting. I'm up in the corner of Amelia county near the borders of Nottoway and Dinwiddie counties. Riley Ingram was my delegate before redistricting. Now I have Tommy Wright. He wants to bring a lot of bacon home and a lot of his new constituents here, like me, don't want any of it.

[Mudboy Slim]

"He's a very wealthy blithering idiot...."

IMHO, "Theresa Heinz is a Gold-Diggin' PowerWhore...and so is her new TrophyHubby, RAT Sen. John Kerry!!"

"Heinz had no involvement in designing the facility, which is owned by the Steelers. H. J. Heinz Co., the food and condiments giant founded by a great-grandfather of her late husband, H. John Heinz III, paid $57 million for the naming rights. ...Mimicking a player kicking a field goal - calling it a "punt or whatever" - the famously blunt Heinz declared, "I don't know football from Cheyenne," but said the design seemed to be contributing to the kickers' problems. ...Heinz has not been to the stadium yet, but plans to attend the Steelers-Patriots game. A Pittsburgher at heart, she couldn't resist a poke at Kerry, a New Englander, when he returned to their Washington home Monday night."

Just like a Lib'ral, opening her IGNORANT Effete Elite YAP when she has NO CLUE about what she's talkin' about!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...did Trudeau ever satirize any of the Clinton scandals? I don't think so. But he's trying to tie Bush into this non-scandal. We need to be watchful."

LOL...Gary Trudeau is about as Clueless a Leftist as yer likely to find, and his Smear Campaign will be quickly recognized as exactly that!!

Lib'ralism's DEAD, I tell ya!! Left's got Nothing to Offer America except for Empty Promises and Other Lies!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eric Cantor."

Yes, my FRiend, that's the whippersnapper's name alright. He hasn't pissed me off yet, but then again, I ain't asked him to do anything yet...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"That would be Steve Martin."

A very good GOP primary candidate, IMHO...if Mr. Cantor wants to sup at the RINO Warner's Trough Of Corruption.

RINO Sen. John Warner's the Cancer of the Virginia GOP and needs to be surgically-removed from Power, IMHO!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Martin needs to run on a Platform that includes the elimination of the Powhite Parkway Tolls by a Date Certain (IMHO, by 2006 at the latest!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm up in the corner of Amelia county near the borders of Nottoway and Dinwiddie counties."

LOL...a good buddy of mine is overseeing the renovation of the Dinwiddie Courthouse. If you stop by, tell him MUD sent ya...it'll freak him out!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"I'm up in the corner of Amelia county near the borders of Nottoway and Dinwiddie counties."

You live in a nice area; plenty of places to shoot.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Doyathink?"

Not only that, my FRiend, I know...MUD

[Twodees]

If he's there the next time I get a speeding ticket and have to go to court....ahaha.

[Twodees]

Yep, my place is bordered on three sides by some fair sized pieces, either privately hunted or leased to hunt clubs. Deer and turkey abound. Life here's good.