It's All My Fault

Tom's Writings ^ | 12/18/01 | Tom Buchanan

[fivetoes]

To All:

Just out of curiosity, when and what woke you up and what action or activity have you engaged in to get the message out to the masses. (typing text to FreeRepublic or other forms of preaching to the choir does not count IMHO).

I really would like to know what you find effecttive. I do not want to waste energy.

[fivetoes]

bump for the morning crowd

[b4its2late]

Politically correct usage when talking:

She/He is not: A BAD COOK
She/He is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She/He is not: A BAD DRIVER
She/He is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She/He does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV
She/He is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED

She/He does not get: DRUNK
She/He is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

You do not ask him/her: TO DANCE
You request a: RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE

She/He is not: A GOSSIP
She/He is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR

She/He does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH
She/He is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER

She/He is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She/He is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She/He does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She/He is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She/He will never: GAIN WEIGHT
She/He will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She/He is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She/He is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She/He does not: SUN BATHE
She/He experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

She/He does not: SHOP TOO MUCH
She/He is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She/He does not have: BIG HAIR
She/He is: OVERLY AEROSOLED

She/He does not: SNORE
She/He is: NASALLY REPETITIVE

She/He does not: GET DRUNK
She/He becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She/He is not: TOO SKINNY
She/He is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT

[fivetoes]

Thanks for the PC daffynitions

[fivetoes]

Wow, an essay winner. I am humbled. I hope my activism will be as award winning. Bulldog Bulletin

[fivetoes]

Sunday afternoon without the Broncos bump.

[fivetoes]

Inquiring minds still want to know...

[fivetoes]

What is the most effective way of getting involved and actually making things happen?

1. Writing your congress critter
2. Writing letters to the editor
3. Protesting in the street
4. Running for office
5. Setting yourself on fire in the town square
6. Posting your complaints on FreeRepublic

What do you do, if anything? I have done everything except 4 and 5. I tried #5 but the matches wouldn't loght. 8-)

[GeekDejure]

Oak Hay, fullfoot . . . have it your own way . . . you are hereby blamed for everything !!! . Happy now ???

[fivetoes]

I assume that you practice #6 frequently as your main avenue of activism.

[GeekDejure]

I assume that you practice #6 frequently as your main avenue of activism.

Wrong, footsie . . . I try to limit my activism to delightful acts of masturbation !!! :-))

[fivetoes]

...and when they came for the masturbaters there was no one left but you.

[fivetoes]

Like most folks, I want my efforts to have the biggest bang for the buck. I am putting together a Constitutional Questionaire for Elected Officials.

I need your help in formulating questions to ask politicians that will expose their knowledge or lack of it pertaining to the constitution.

When it is done I will create a file that anyone can download to use to ask politicians at their rallies.

[fivetoes]

btt

[fivetoes]

What are you going to do in 2002 to become more active in your children's future freedom?

[lonestar]

I think that many people care, but feel helpless in being able to change anything. I wrote a piece a while back called It's All My Fault. It was a writing to understand myself and why I went to sleep. Through talking to many people I have found that they feel the same way. I was just like most and resorted to merely complaining about the sad state of the nation. I have become actively involved this year just to know first hand the political process. It has been mind numbing to say the least.

What I have found in the Republican party are a bunch of flag wavers that follow the party line. They only hope that they make it through without getting too hurt.

We need to elect angry people; people who will over turn tables and scream enough is enough. We need to elect people with integrity and courage.

Tom Buchanan

[Theophilus]

Final FReegards Fivetoes. It’s no longer your fault but it’s still ours!

[Theophilus]

What I have found in the Republican party are a bunch of flag wavers that follow the party line. They only hope that they make it through without getting too hurt.

No any more eh?

[Big Red Badger]

Looking out,

[Salvation]

BTTT!