She/He is not: A BAD COOK
She/He is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She/He is not: A BAD DRIVER
She/He is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She/He does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV
She/He is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED
She/He does not get: DRUNK
She/He is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
You do not ask him/her: TO DANCE
You request a: RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
She/He is not: A GOSSIP
She/He is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR
She/He does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH
She/He is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
She/He is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She/He is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She/He does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She/He is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She/He will never: GAIN WEIGHT
She/He will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She/He is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She/He is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She/He does not: SUN BATHE
She/He experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
She/He does not: SHOP TOO MUCH
She/He is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
She/He does not have: BIG HAIR
She/He is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
She/He does not: SNORE
She/He is: NASALLY REPETITIVE
She/He does not: GET DRUNK
She/He becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
She/He is not: TOO SKINNY
She/He is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT