Bin Laden TV Suicide (Full)

U.K. Mirror ^ | December 10, 2001 | Jeremy Armstrong

[pabianice]

Good luck, pal. DC is now ringed with portable SAM sites, plus CAP overhead.

[Destructor]

Well, at least this time we have a "heads up" on the attacks!

[isthisnickcool]

Osama's estranged wife, Sabiha "Ouija Board" bin Laden(pictured above)says:

Yea! He's going to commit suicide! Yea! With his girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild! Yea! That's the ticket!"

In a related story, there have been rumors that Sabiha is the webmaster for the Internet site DEBKA.

[VRWC_minion]

He is amused by the fact that some of these people who were martyred, they thought they were just taking part in a hijacking.''

Will bib Laden still be amused when he finds out that Atta brought him along for the ride too ? (Metaphorically speaking)

[VRWC_minion]

they can have up to 4 wives at a time

Maybe muslin and terrorism is an easier path than buying Christmans gifts for 4 wives.

[Tall_Texan]

**once we are done w/ Al Queda we need to move onto television stations that sponsor and reinforce terrorism.**

Goody! I hope that includes CNN and HBO.

[Redcloak]

Is this gonna be on pay-per-view?

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Yep. Thanks. I realize the psychological community is plagued by their own quacks and flakes, but, even criminologically speaking, there is a mental health/psycho dimension to this. Anyone willing to blow themselves up or have their own sons kill them for some sort of weeeeiiird propaganda or political effect is a fruitcake in the operative handbook. These are kooks, albeit Islamic kooks. They are in the Manson family/Heaven's Gate category from another civilization.

Let's consider this very carefully. A foreign millionaire fanatic, schizoid-psycho-sociopath is holed up in a cave in the mountains threatening to rain mass destruction on the civilized Western world. That's a script of a James Bond film, only with the role of Dr. No and Blofeld played by Osama.

The only possible end result of such a course of action is what is now well in progress - the complete liquidation of the al-Qaida personnel across the globe. The "evil" of this is how many lives continue to be destroyed by this, including the illiterate and unfortunate Muslims lured into such madness and their Taliban leaders.Especially this moron-barbarian Mullah Omar. Technically, these are subliterate idiots who had no idea what the U.S. military could do when provoked. So now they are running away. Some martyrdom. They have destroyed their own lives and those of the innocent civilians in their proximity. For what? Fifteen minutes of ill-conceived glory in the media presentation of Islamic-Western jihad.

I heard someone describe Afghanistan as Mad Max meets Genghis Khan. He got that one right. Osama, Mullah Omar, and their Taliban and al-Qaida satraps win this year's Darwin Awards.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Was he once known as Jerry Lee bin Laden?

He was also known at one time as Jerry bin Seinfeld.

Remember when he was boffing that 17-y.o.?

[NYC GOP Chick]

I wonder how the families of those 'unaware' hijackers feel about Osama laughing at them?

I don't give a clinton what they feel, but I am enjoying it.

First of all, it means that there are NOT dozens of jihadis willing to die such gruesome deaths for bin laden.

Secondly, I smile at the thought of most of the hijackers likely feeling the same sheer terror and fear as the innocent passengers did when they realized that they were about to smash, head-on, into a *really* big building. I like to imagine them crying and soiling their pants as they realize it. I also like to imagine their families as traumatized and devastated as the 3000+ here in the U.S., and not celebrating them as martyrs.

And, lastly, I hope that this will make some other wannabe jihadis think twice about being duped and mocked like that.

[Dengar01]

This story was in the National Enquirer.

[Slyfox]

...the hijackers likely feeling the same sheer terror and fear as the innocent passengers did when they realized that they were about to smash, head-on, into a *really* big building.

Sorta like when a democrat wakes up one day and realizes they've been used and abused by the Magnificent Clintons.

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Of course, TV will show the animated version with substitute cartoon characters, but hey, it will be an accurate potrayal.

[irish_lad]

She probably wants the insurance settlement.

[MeekOneGOP]

Having someone else shoot you, can hardly be called suicide.

Osama bin Flintstone is a RAT. Call this Sewercide! ;-)

[brewcrew]

The tape also shows that bin Laden was amused some of the hijackers were unaware it was a suicide mission.

But for those who knew, I submit:

A viler evil than to murder a man, is to sell him suicide as an act of virtue. A viler evil than to throw a man into a sacrificial furnace, is to demand that he leap in, of his own will, and that he build the furnace, besides.

Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

[Charles Martel]

Best post I've read today, by far.

I could also see Osama hosting that old talk-show SNL skit: "I just want to be loved, is that so wrooooonng?!" The possibilities are nearly endless.

[MeekOneGOP]

In a related story, there have been rumors that Sabiha is the webmaster for the Internet site DEBKA.

LOL! Talk about unTrue and imBalanced reporting. . .

[Billthedrill]

Is this gonna be on pay-per-view?

Hope not. I'd hate to have to miss Wrestlemania to see this guy's head get blown off. But it'd be worth the $39.95...

[JDGreen123]

If your system can support Broadband, you can watch Al Jazeera live online at: WWITV

There are many other interesting channels there also like Iraqi TV. Might as well start watching that one.