Women We'd Like To See... In Burkas

Front Page Magazine ^ | 12/6/01 | Ann Coulter

[FreedomWarrior]

Sorry, I don't have a picture of Ann

[HiJinx]

That's alright, I have her image burned in my mind...

[Rockinfreakapotamus]

So where's the list of WOMEN WE'D PREFER TO SEE IN BURKAS?:

• Janet Reno
• Hildabeast
• Maxine Waters
• Diane Finestein
• etc.

[nimc]

Like we need to see a pic of Ann? Sure why not.

[NC Conservative]

Like we need to see a pic of Ann? Sure why not.

I wish we could hire some women that look like her. Our office needs it.

[dc-zoo]

Someone please hire a cook for this lady.

[Lyrica]

How in the world can we ever forget to put Hillary Clinton on the list? Besides, she needs something long to cover those chunky ankles and something over her face so we don't have to watch her roll her eyes at Bush's addresses.

[Rockinfreakapotamus]

"she"'s there... Hillary Klintoon= the hildabeast

[SpinyNorman]

So where's the list of WOMEN WE'D PREFER TO SEE IN BURKAS?:

* Janet Reno

* Hildabeast

* Maxine Waters

* Diane Finestein

Don't forget some beauties like Shirley Jackson Lee, Jane Fonda, that ignorant Berry woman, Donna Shalala, Molly Ivins, Rosa DeLauro (my personal choice for Most Repulsive) etc.

In fact, I would recommend double-burqas, just in case the first one breaks!

[Saundra Duffy]

I would like to see Madeline Albright in burqa - WITH NO BROACH! For victory & freedom!!!

[KentuckyWoman]

Whistling at girls, as one letter to the editor earnestly advised, is "an uncomfortable, offensive annoyance indicative of the subjugation and objectification of women in this country."

Something tells me that the (probably) whey-faced idiot who made this statement more than likely has never really had to be "uncomfortable" in said situation. Being whistled at (unless you're dressed like a hooker or slut) should most always, IMHO, be seen as a compliment and the (real) men of my acquaintance who admit they've whistled at women say they have done it out of admiration for a pretty girl or woman.

These whinny femi-nazis need to get a grip!

With THAT out of the way --- my votes for best burka candidates:

Rose O'Donnell

Billery Krinton

ALL Femi-nazis (why not, since they don't wish to be noticed by men, anyway?)

[mlocher]

in fact, i would recommend double-burqas just in case the first one breaksok. but for some of them i would recommend that the second burqa be used to stuff in the big orifice that holds a tongue, eg. hildabeast.

[fish hawk]

It's hard to believe no one has mentioned Helen Thomas.

[texasbluebell]

I would like to see Madeline Albright in burqa - WITH NO BROACH! For victory & freedom!!!

Not quite a burqa but it's getting close...just a little more fabric would do the trick!

[constans]

Actually, women I know, even (especially?) the conservative ones, regard the attention of strangers on the street (or other non-social public place) as "creepy."

We men have a penchant for fixating on a woman. In most cases, that's a healthy loyalty, but sometimes it manifests itself as stalking. Yeah, that construction worker might be whistling at you to pay you a compliment, but pretty soon he's figured out your daily schedule and where you live...

[KentuckyWoman]

Most women, myself included, can distinguish between leering, and thus actual "uncomfortable" situations and those done with good nature. Maybe it's part of that fabled "women's intuition". If the same guy in the same location whistles every time some particular woman gets near, then it becomes a "situation" of obsession and not merely a complimentary acknowledgement.

[jonatron]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

[texasbluebell]

Can't believe this one was left off the list.

[Jay W]

That's an interesting picture of Webster Hubbell's daughter, Chelsea (she doesn't have ANY resemblance to Bill Clinton). Are you suggesting that she don the burka, too? It could only help.