Women We'd Like To See... In Burkas

Front Page Magazine ^ | 12/6/01 | Ann Coulter

[r9etb]

Make that a two-burqa job. One for her, and one for you in case hers falls off.

[gatorman]

My two cents for the burkas candidates:

Katie Couric (burkas with hole over mouth only)

Hill-or-eee C. (double burkas)

Janet Reno (burkas with chinstrap)

Rosie O'Donnell (extra-big burkas)

Mary Frances Barry (USCRC) (white only burkas)

Babs Streisand (made in China burkas)

Laura Schlessinger (authentic, genuine, made in Afghanastan only burkas)

R.B. Ginser (any legal burkas will do)

Donna Shalala (hyperalogneic burkas)

Hanoi Jane (just a grocery bag would do nicely)

Gloira Stenhiem (burkas never touched by male hands)

FReeregards . . .

 

[Tony in Hawaii]

I wonder how long it'll be before Victoria's Secret comes out with a sheer, see-through burqua.