[2Trievers]

Must be Mr. Perot came to NH to check out the ski conditions.

[backhoe]

Hi- so the "hand grenade with a bad haircut" pipes up?

I know you've seen these, but pass 'em on to others:

Nuclear, Biological, & Chemical Warfare- Survival Skills, Pt. II

[isthisnickcool]

Now! See cheer! Here's-the-deal! NO-What-I mean? It's sooo simpl, sooo simpl! Now, you know a hogs head ain't a Hooter's chiken wing? Unnerstan! Unnerstan! It's like that crazy old aunt in the basement. Iz dat clear!? Is dat clear!?

Bottom line Larry! Kan I speak Larry! Kan I speak! OK! Now, if the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz had not interrupted my daughters weddin, I'd a been president! See this cheer chart? Look at dem monkeys!

An alligator ain't a water buffalo on a moon lit night in west Texas. Dat explains it all Larry!