I know you've seen these, but pass 'em on to others:
Nuclear, Biological, & Chemical Warfare- Survival Skills, Pt. II
Could Mr. Perot's timing here, be a little suspect?
This makes me hotter'n a French whore on doller night.
We gotta do summ'n, and quick.
Ah'll turn this meetin' over to mah son Ross Lite....git up here Junior.