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This is hilarious. They have to make a movie out of this.
1 posted on 12/04/2001 2:44:11 AM PST by Arkle
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To: Arkle
I agree grumpy old jews.
2 posted on 12/04/2001 3:12:37 AM PST by weikel
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To: Arkle
"...This is hilarious. They have to make a movie out of this..."

If so, Jerry Stiller ('George Costanza’s' father 'Frank' on Seinfeld) should be tapped to play Levy.

3 posted on 12/04/2001 3:17:42 AM PST by DWSUWF
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They sound like a couple I know. They should get married.
4 posted on 12/04/2001 3:29:50 AM PST by Leisler
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I am skeptical even though the article appears legit. You're right it is funny and would make a great movie.

Who would be the actors?

6 posted on 12/04/2001 3:40:43 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Arkle
A Mazeltov humor bump.

VRN

8 posted on 12/04/2001 4:19:19 AM PST by Voronin
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To: Arkle
ROTFL
12 posted on 12/04/2001 4:43:17 AM PST by Vote 4 Nixon
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To: Arkle
Worse, both men were thrown into jail, where for eight hellish days they were forced to share a cell with several bemused Afghan Muslims looking on.

This is too good, it has to be made into a movie.

Alas

13 posted on 12/04/2001 4:55:43 AM PST by Alas
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To: Arkle
I'm a bit confused. The Taliban destroyed centuries old Budda's, but locked the Torah away for safe keeping?
14 posted on 12/04/2001 5:12:52 AM PST by sharktrager
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To: Arkle
Or how about dude where's my torah.
16 posted on 12/04/2001 6:37:36 AM PST by weikel
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I once met and went into the home of the last Jew in Oswiecim, the Polish town the Germans called Auschwitz. (How this happened is a long story.) He seemed, unsurprisingly, totally daft, although my guide said (and others in the town agreed) that he was harmless.

It was one of the most forlornly extraordinary experiences of my life, and I will remember his little room as long as I live. I read that he died sometime in the last two years.

21 posted on 12/04/2001 10:08:20 AM PST by untenured
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Don't think for a moment that Jews have cornered the market on this sort of thing. I can tell you with certainty that Greeks and other Mediterranean types have elevated such to an art form. Perhaps it's something in the olives, which, I understand, Afghanis like to eat as well......
22 posted on 12/04/2001 10:31:03 AM PST by tracer
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Didn't they already do one? These guys are the real-life "Sunshine Boys".
24 posted on 12/05/2001 12:43:02 AM PST by RichInOC
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Reminds me of an old joke I heard...

A jewish guy gets stranded on a deserted desert island. Ten years later, a landing party discovers his little settlement, and finds that he has built not one but two synagogues.

"Why did you build two synagogues?," they asked.

The old guy replies, "That one I attend, and that one I would never set foot in!"

30 posted on 12/06/2001 6:02:40 AM PST by kezekiel
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bttt


31 posted on 11/23/2007 2:07:05 PM PST by SolidWood ("I knew my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol.")
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