If so, Jerry Stiller ('George Costanza’s' father 'Frank' on Seinfeld) should be tapped to play Levy.
For the sake of their religion and all, the old farts ought to split the difference, shake hands and sit down to a nice Festivus meal, followed of course by feats of strength. They've already done the "airing of grievances" portion of the Festivus rituals.
There are probably no aluminum poles left in Trashcanistan at this point, so they're excused from that.