[Cobra Man]

Something to lighten the load!

[Sir Gawain]

Italian corporation, hehe.

[Aerial]

Thanks!

[PMCarey]

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

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A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and spend it on a research commission that looks into ways of reducing the cow surplus. After paying the commission's salaries, expense accounts, and miscellaneous expenses, the commission determines that a permanent cabinet level post be created called the Department of Bovine Surplus.

To cover the cost of the newly-created Department of B.S., the congress increases taxes, forcing you to sell the other cow. The government buys the two cows from private industry for ten dollars a piece - twice what you sold them for. The government then stores the cows in a warehouse in New Jersey.

You have two chickens. Your neighbor has none ...

[Roebucks]

Excellent- only one change. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE should read SUBSIDY, AMERICAN STYLE.

[freefly]

ROTF!
Thanks!

[fleur-de-lis]

WRONG!

A REPUBLICAN - You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull and build a herd of cows. You hire your neighbors so they have jobs and can afford to buy two cows some day.

Lets get it right!

[Hugin]

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

More like; you are drafted and sent to invade the neighboring country. Your wife milks the cows, the government takes the milk for the war effort, and gives her a medal for her contribution to the Fatherland.

[Rebelbase]

Hungry Southerner: You kill both cows, buy a keg and throw a BBQ.

[Alas]

Bump and Bookmark, thanks for the post.

[Saundra Duffy]

This is pretty darn funny. For victory & freedom!!!

[exmoor]

SELFISH, AMERICAN STYLE.. I'LL KEEP BOTH OF THEM THERE COWS, PARTNER.

[Warren]

Just goes to show what kind of trouble can happen when two females get together.

[fish hawk]

Gay community: We have two cows who just want to live together and be left alone.(hey,that little heifer over there looks pretty good!!!)

[JRandomFreeper]

A SWEDISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Every summer you send them to Spain for a month's holiday. Nothing gets done for that month.

[eabinga]

CAPITALIST:

You don't have any cows. The bank won't loan you any money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows as collateral.

[wandering minstrel]

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

and cheese!...

[2nd_Ammendment_Defender]

Liberals - You have two cows. One is Hillary Clinton and the other is Rosie O'Donald.