[wandering minstrel]

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

and cheese!...

[quietolong]

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

and cheese!...

No. The short version

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and Tells you about how much milk and cheese it provides you. But you have an empty pail.

But like said over in the USSR. If you want milk take your pail to the radio