Mullah Omar Killed Tonight?

FNC | 11/27/01 | Laurie Dhue

[dep]

Fox News Channel reports that it is trying to confirm news it has received from American military sources that Mullah Mohammed "Zoom Zoom" Omar may have pretended to be a car for the last time.

Omar is said to have been in one of two buildings destroyed by American air strikes tonight. The buildings command centers for the Taliban and AlQaeda, and housed offices of Wasa, the Saudi "reilef" agency funneling money to Osama and the Taliban.

The buildings were definitely hit; what is awaited is confirmation that Omar was among the fragmented.

[okie01]

"Sand trout? I thought it was sand fleas!"

Sand trout are a Dune thing, by Frank Herbert.

Which seems especially appropriate, under the present circumstances.

[SlickWillard]

I am also a certifiably rabid fan of Scott Bakula and the TV show Quantum Leap.

No, say it ain't so!

What do you think of Enterprise?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I'm sure you're right on the AF vs. Navy thing. The article mentioned F-16's and I think this is only flown by the AF. But after I posted, I did think that probably it is the Navy Fly Boys who are competing for this singular honor. Oh, well, don't think inter service rivalry is likely to disappear anytime soon, and that's probably a good thing.

[Mudboy Slim]

I want to see confirmation by Dental Records...I can foresee Omar and bin Laden claiming to be dead as a diversion that would allow them to flee their presently tenuous circumstances.

FReegards...MUD

[A CA Guy]

We must also get Larrymar and Curliemar as well!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Ever notice how much Eleanor resembles what Chelsea will look like down the road?

Anyway, I hope they caught the Mullet Omar and reeled him in.

[Mudboy Slim]

"OBL-you're next, you gutless pig."

Yep...then it's on to Osama bin Clinton...MUD

[au eagle]

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told reporters that U.S. planes attacked a "leadership compound," but would not elaborate. He said the United States was assessing the damage.

Heard Rumsfeld on Fox News Break at 11:30 CST say, "Whoever was in there is gonna wish they weren't." He's great.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Who gets to keep Omar's eye???"

Look fer it to be auctioned off on e-Bay!!

LOL...MUD

[Sgt_Schultze]

By golly, you're right. Eleanor does have that Webb Hubbel/Hillary Clinton concoction that Chelsea has going for herself.

[Brian Allen]

Thanks dep.

[Brian Allen]

"Dead" sounds too good for the Evil bastard, eh? Thanks for the ping.

[VRWC For Truth]

A construction worker who spent two years working on building projects for Mullah Mohammed Omar says the Taliban's reclusive leader spent hours tending to the needs of his four pampered cows

Gee, I wonder if our listening devices picked up the sounds of cow bells, hehe. These mullahs are such supergeniuses. LOL

[strela]

I can foresee Omar and bin Laden claiming to be dead as a diversion that would allow them to flee their presently tenuous circumstances.

This phrase struck me as being absolutely hilarious. Would they call a joint press conference to make this claim?

[MistyCA]

Aah...thank you for the explanation.

[KSCITYBOY]

"God's problem now. " I think maybe God is his problem now. He's got a lot splainin to do.

[spectr17]

Thanks for the heads up.

To loosely quote the hump backed guy in "Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome". "It's dying time in Taliban land."

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Since he will only be in "parts" maybe they will only make a partial payment? BWAHAHA!

[Norb2569]

I wanna see that one-eyed bastard Omar thrown in with the one-eyed lion ~~~> for lunch!!

[mjaneangels@aolcom]

If this is true....Another one bites the dust.