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Hillary's Parade
November 20, 2001
| Sabertooth
Posted on 11/20/2001 5:40:58 PM PST by Sabertooth
Hillary's Parade
The former First Lady has big Thanksgiving plans to rise above her New York troubles.
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Stung and swollen by criticism since 9/11, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton charts the course of her political resurrection through the streets of New York City.
"I wanted to find a way to reconnect, to touch the children," she said, "because children love me. I took a deep breath, and looked deeply into my mirrior. And it was Eleanor who showed me my path."
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"Hi, I'm the new mascot for Michelin Tires! I want to show my new home town how to have a parade!"
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"The balloon was a little snug on me" said the Empire State's junior Senator, "but otherwise I fit right in. My good and dear friend, Rosie O'Donnell says I'm perfect for this role, and she's a famous actress in Hollywood, as well as being my good friend.
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As she lumbered away, Senator Ms. Rodham Clinton bid farewell, and said, "Both Eleanor and I believe that Thanksgiving is my perfect opporunity to reinvigorate the values of Woodstock, for every child in every village, for New York, and for all of America.
See me Thursday
you'll be so thankful for me!"
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To: CheneyChick; vikingchick; WIMom; kmiller1k; proud2bRC; Snow Bunny; GOPJ; father_elijah; elenchus...
growl!
To: Sabertooth
A turkey in a Yellow sweater???? Slick, what does a turkey say, first hand that is???
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posted on
11/20/2001 5:45:54 PM PST
by
Joee
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To: jws3sticks
Dude!
Give the warning and post a link next time.
To: Sabertooth
To: Sabertooth
Her pic reminds me of a female version (Jack Nicholson) the Joker walking thru Gotham City.
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posted on
11/20/2001 5:59:29 PM PST
by
umgud
To: Sabertooth
Do I see a black pantsuit under that yellow goodyear number?
To: Sabertooth
Yikes, how did you do the eye thing!!
Scary!
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Is it just me, or does she look almost exactly like the Joker in the Batman cartoons?????
Hillary is an ANKLE
Go ahead - ask. (A handy way to identify her and her ilk without being overtly rude - hard to keep a straight face when using the term once you know the whole story though.)
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:03:09 PM PST
by
11B3
To: Sabertooth
Quick! Somebody post the pic of Bill in that German parade copping a feel on Miss Liberty!
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:03:34 PM PST
by
Slyfox
To: Sabertooth
Is that a moose I see at the top of the page?
Luckily, I don't have a sister.
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
I was thinking "That Sta-Puft Marshmellow Guy" from "Ghostbusters".
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:04:34 PM PST
by
oyez
To: oyez
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:10:23 PM PST
by
Cool_V
To: Sabertooth
BTTT
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:12:44 PM PST
by
aodell
To: Slyfox
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:12:51 PM PST
by
RonDog
To: Sabertooth
Well, she looks swollen alright in that yellow jacket! (she stings like one too)
Hillary really needs to lose the bug eyed habit, it is just so scary looking!
To: ladyinred
Look, Hans, a yellow zeppelin!!
To: RonDog
Don't worry. This forum is where I first saw the photo.
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posted on
11/20/2001 6:32:26 PM PST
by
Slyfox
To: mathurine
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