Posted on 11/20/2001 1:20:39 PM PST by RaceBannon
Just broke in to the news now!!!
Death from Strange Causes
Æschylus was killed by the fall of a tortoise on his bald head from the claws of an eagle in the air. (Valerius Maximus, ix. 12, and Pliny: History, vii. 7.)Agathocles (4 syl.), tyrant of Sicily, was killed by a toothpick at the age of ninety-five.
Anacreon was choked by a grapestone. (Pliny: History, vii. 7.)
Bassus (Quintus Lucnus) died from the prick of a needle in his left thumb.
Chalchas, the soothsayer, died of laughter at the thought of having outlived the predicted hour of his death.
Charles VIII., of France, conducting his queen into a tennis-court, struck his head against the lintel, and it caused his death.
Fabius, the Roman prætor, was choked by a single goat-hair in the milk which he was drinking. (Pliny: History, vii. 7.)
Frederick Lewis, Prince of Wales, died from the blow of a cricket-ball.
Gallus (Cornelius), the prætor, and Titus Haterus, a knight, each died while kissing the hand of his wife.
Gabrielle (La belle), the mistress of Henri IV., died from eating an orange.
Itadach died of thirst in the harvestfield because (in observance of the rule of St. Patrick) he refused to drink a drop of anything.
Lepidus (Quintus Æmilius), going out of his house, struck his great toe against the threshold and expired.
Louis VI. met with his death from a pig running under his horse and causing it to stumble.
Margutte died of laughter on seeing a monkey trying to pull on a pair of boots.
Otway, the poet, in a starving condition, had a guinea given him, on which he bought a loaf of bread, and died while swallowing the first mouthful.
Pamphilius (Cnevus Babius), a man of prætorian rank, died while asking a boy what oclock it was.
Philomenes (4 syl.) died of laughter at seeing an ass eating the figs provided for his own dessert. (Valerius Maximus.)
Placut (Phillipot) dropped down dead while in the act of paying a bill. (Bacaberry the Elder.)
Quenelault, a Norman physician, of Montpellier, died from a slight wound made in his hand in extracting a splinter.
Saufeius (Appius) was choked to death supping up the white of an under-boiled egg. (Pliny: History, vii. 33.)
Torquatus (Aulus Manlius), a gentleman of consular rank, died in the act of taking a cheesecake at dinner.
Valla (Lucius Tuscius), the physician, died in the act of taking a draught of medicine.
William III. died from his horse stumbling over a mole-hill.
Zeuxis, the great painter, died of laughter at sight of a hag which he had just depicted.
* It will be observed that four of the list died of laughter. No doubt the reader will be able to add other examples.
Excellent thought, might even explain the women in NY. Interesting to know if she got regular mail from DC.
Hard not to notice, isn't it?
Makes me think that a leftie would do it and try to blame the VRWC. Can anyone say, "Unabomber?" Look for another Kacinski(sp?).
If you start see gov't ads to encourage direct deposit of S.S. checks.......
At my home in CT, I noticed a strange business-type letter about 2 weeks ago. I noticed that it was from Baltimore, so I figured it had probably been through DC at some point. Not knowing who it was from, I threw it out without opening it. Anyone else with the same experience?
However, the letter was not a handwritten job; it was a mass mailing. But it was from Baltimore.
Whew!
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heh heh heh...
If the whole thing goes away, only to surface again a year later and so on, it will be like trying to catch the unibomber. It may take 20 years. The more activity, the more likely the case is solved.
Baltimore has their very own real city, with their own real post offices and their very own real distribution points. So, it doesn't necessarily mean that something that's been mailed from baltimore has been in DC. Get out much?
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