Posted on 11/13/2001 8:08:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.
Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--[and his Faithful sidekick, LoneGreenEyeshade] joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This Dashingly-Brash Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral Apologists to be Vanquished from Power...FOREVERMORE!!!!
Thus, there dawned a great new libertarian era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages,
"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"
We're ALL SuperHeroes When We Choose To Be...MUD
The Left is Devouring Its Own...the Collapse of Lib'ral Thought and Support is underway.
"In all of the world of journalism et al?
Tops (bottoms, actually) among all the slime & scum ie Washington DungHeap, LASewer, Atlanta Urinal & Constipation & a few others, the NYLimes is at the absolute bottom of the cess pool."
That's pretty well how it stacks up in my ledger as well. The NYTimes is the Nexus of the EVIL that is the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd!! But the ComPost is Right There With the Slimes, IMHO!!!
FReegards...MUD
-clintonism in one easy lesson--
And this:
"Has that clinton "legacy" made you feel safer yet?"
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your wife...berates you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
MUD...be seekin' clarity.
Now, YOU TELL ME...what is Wrong With THAT, my FRiends?!!
This Ain't Tiddley-Winks, FReepers, We're Goin' Fer Left's Jugular!!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
You go, girl...MUD
Up and at'em, ma'am...MUD
Ummm yeah...oooh...
Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
Listen to how it sounds...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!
I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs
BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.
So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
FReegards...MUD
15 Posted on 09/28/2001 02:07:50 PDT by Cincinatus' Wife"
I'm genuinely impressed by yer skills, my FellowForbesFReeper...MUD
You know, I hear from the "9/11 is all Clinton's fault" crowd that he was too distracted defensing himself against Ken Starr to handle the threat of Osama a couple of years ago...don't you think going after Clinton for this ridiculous "re-impeachment" of yours might be a mite distracting from our current War on Terrorism?
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards, my Jewel...MUD
BTW...Yeah, Ol' Man..."Jewel!!
BTW..."SlixMYbitch" is still available as a Screen Name.
You've had enough.
~I'm telling MrsR.
Something involving a lamp post and twelve feet of stout hempen rope comes to mind. Cheaper. More direct. And to the point.
They all keep saying "we're at war!". Yeah and we're at war against terrorism. bill & hill are two of the biggest domestic terrorists this country has ever seen. So we ought to go after them.
Bill Clinton is a Crook and a Traitor!! And in America, Crooks go to Prison, while Traitors get...MUD
Good one, Mud. Watch my dreams come true, hehehe.
It'll NEVER be enuff...LEASTWAYS not until the EX-Traitor-in-Chief is tucked safely away in a Federal Penitentiary!! Even then, me and DFU and Ravinson and PokerFace are gonna put on Annual FReeper Events commemorating EACH and EVERY Parole Hearing Der SchleekMeister wants to call 'til the Day Slick DIES...cold and lonely on a nasty prison floor!!!
Top O' the Mornin', my FRiends...MUD
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