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"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs

BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.

So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

"It's a battle for our minds and our hearts and our souls.
America and Americans will win this battle.
We can scrub off the Clinton stench and renew our national spirit.
It's time to accept with resolve this challenge for our generation and do our part,
To test ourselves and push back the forces of evil and feel whole again.

15 Posted on 09/28/2001 02:07:50 PDT by Cincinatus' Wife"

I'm genuinely impressed by yer skills, my FellowForbesFReeper...MUD

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

You know, I hear from the "9/11 is all Clinton's fault" crowd that he was too distracted defensing himself against Ken Starr to handle the threat of Osama a couple of years ago...don't you think going after Clinton for this ridiculous "re-impeachment" of yours might be a mite distracting from our current War on Terrorism?