Posted on 11/13/2001 8:08:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
Or, delay, delay, delay, ... run out the clock. Looks like a familar pattern!!!
FReegards...MUD
'Tis a consideration...I'm considering going on a Hunger Strike and publicize it as a Fast Fer Justice...or else I might just hold a Feast Fer Justice, I haven't made up my mind...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
I know humor, satire, and parody are powerful weapons that can sometimes open people's eyes.
Howzbout a Feast Fer Just Us ??? :-))
Unfortunately, they are everywhere in NY, the conservatives are few and far between. What a bummer.
FreeGards,
Karen
In my mind's eye?
I can see Mudboy Slim, RW&B grease-paint makeup covering his head, repelling through my roof & onto the freezer in what could only be described as the...Mother Of All Commando Raids.
Of course, Mudboy could've just asked, instead.
Would've been a lot easier.
...but not as much fun for the athletically inclined Super-Patriot, Mudboy Slim.
{~mind closes eye...} :o)
Enjoy it now.
After 40 the falsetto's the first casualty of sagging vocal chords. {g}
Nice job, buddy.
Kick butt!
{btw & fwiw; ain't it spelled, Daltry?}
HA!!
Oh yes you have.
If that's not a *classic* Freudian Slip I don't know what is!!
BWWWWAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Will do...I ain't got nuthin' more important on my calendar fer the next 3-30 years anyway...however long it takes.
"...maybe some of this will resonate with the lurkers & trolls & newcomers here on FR."
Yep...to say nothing of the folks reached by email trees linking friends, family, and co-workers to these "Black" threads. BTW...the Vast, Leftwing Medyuh Whore'd has been e-FReeped copies of each of the "Black" threads to date and after we get a coupla more under our belts, we're gonna make it impossible for TalkRadio or the Networks to Ignore Our Call Fer Justice!!!
Just keep pokin' 'em in the chest and taunting the Left to defend the indefensible ClintonCorruption, and we shall bring down NOT ONLY the EX-Traitor-in-Chief, but the Whole CollectivistCabal!!
"I know humor, satire, and parody are powerful weapons that can sometimes open people's eyes."
I agree wholeheartedly, my FRiend...MUD
Oh...I believe yer lookin' fer The USO Canteen...FReeper-style!!
Now them folks can COOK!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
One thing I've never understood is New Yorkers love fer growing the Federal Guv'ment. If New Yorkers believe in Universal Health Care or Subsidized Daycare or whatever Lib'ral Jive Turkey they want to impose upon the rest of the Country, why don't they offer it as a State Bennie and QUIT supporting the ever-increasing amount of New Yorker-earned Money going to DeeCee?!
Whazzup wit dat?!
FReegards...MUD
Don't fergit the Mission Impossible soundtrack playing in the background...LOL!! BTW...do y'all have operable skylights in that castle of yers?!
)=^D...MUD
Actually, I've admitted defeat vis a vis the falsetto and my back-up singer--Skeeter Johnson--will be singing the Chorus to this one. It's just not in me...LOL!! But I get to do the growlin'.....heh heh heh!!
FReegards...MUD
Is it still a Freudian Slip when you purposely hand a slider fer yer buddy Landru to whack outta the ballpark?! Fact is, I'm gonna have a Feast Fer Justice on the Saturday after Thanksgiving...than begin my Fast Fer Justice the next day in which I will refrain from eating solid food for however long it takes to get the Powers-that-Be to INDICT FairyPUNK McAuliffe!! How long did Ghandi stop eating?! And he was a skinny little dude to start with...I should be able to go AT LEAST twice as long as Ghandi just based on Pure Existing Girth alone!!
FReegards...MUD
I suppose not.
In keeping with the analogy then?
You had me swinging at air.
...but that's *only* strike-one. {g}
I *had* skylights; big ones...lots.
They're going to be boarded over, though.
In anticipation of your...dropping-in?
btw; make note: the meat's being exferred to the same refridgerated vault my wife's furs are stored in.
Sorry; ya should've kept the yapper shut.
After all, Mud; forewarned "is" forearmed, eh. :o)
Alright!
That's quite enough.
You know damned well what effect that kind of talk has on certain people 'round here.
Sir; have you no shame?
...or compassion for the rest of us poor sots?
Quite Sincerely...MUD
but nonetheless TRUE!
for dixie,sw
Whazzup wit dat?!
How about MUD, they are stupid as a wall....whoelse would elect the HitleryBeast, no other state, except maybe California....
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