Posted on 11/13/2001 8:08:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
BUMP!!!
Hey sw, you were Right, Southern Charm/Hospitality DOES WORK Every Time is it Tried!!
YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWWWWWWWW fer the yankee babes...MUD
Money is No Object, my FRiend...I have been promised all the financial support I require to accomplish this Righteous Deed!!
How many kids you got now, boy?!!
FReegards...MUD
Ahhhh...and why do you suppose I keep my freezer stocked to tilt with Black Angus prime Porterhouse, T-Bones & Ribeyes?
Why...to exploit your weaknesses, of course.
So bring it on; & Mud?
When you do?
We'll BOTH know why our brides are screaming..."THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN!!!"
YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWWWWWWWW fer the yankee babes...MUD
Oh yes, gotta try me out one of those Southern Charmers one day, MUD...I'm bored with the NY lib type.
I can just see ya in the shadows, Landru, in yer best Clint-Voice sayin', "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy..."
Braveheart's Better than the Outlaw Josey Wells, I promise...MUD
But...but...but...they're so pretty...MUD
Please...think of something else...that's what the Missuz says about the cats during mating season and I simply don't like the analogy!!
Capiche?!!
MUD
What about you? Any new ones?
Yep...SQUEAL LIKE A PEEG, Slick Willie!!! ..(and)..'Cuz I told 'em to!!!
MUD
FReegards...MUD
Nah, they're really not, kind of hollow and ignorant on the inside, and I'm too pretty for those libs anyway....need to find me one of those Southern Charmers.
Now...you shouldn't have done gone told me that, my FRiend. )=^)
LOL...MUD
Pretty well describes every Lib'ral I ever run accross.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Slick Willie's a WarCriminal...MUD
See what a difference 29 months and a Presidential Election can make?!
FReegards...MUD
We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...)=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!
Mudboy Slim
Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!
FReegards...MUD
MUD
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