Posted on 11/12/2001 1:26:03 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat
Washington, D.C.--Freshman Senator Hitlery Clinton, sitting in her Senate office eating from a large pile of cold nachos, told bootlicking reporters gathered round that she believes President Bush's tax cut program is to blame for the crash of the American Airlines Flight 587 Monday morning in Queens, New York.
"We had eight years of prosperity under the previous administration, and in eleven short months we've had, what, four or five major plane crashes? Notice, too, they've all come after the irresponsible Bush tax cut plan was enacted," Hitlery declared between swigs of what she described as "medicine water".
The sycophants surrounding the queen of the black pant suit asked her how and when she heard of the tragedy.
"As a matter of fact, I received a cell phone call from [daughter] Chelsea, who was jogging through Rockaway Beach just minutes before the crash," Hitlery exclaimed. "This kind of tragedy really makes you want to do two things: hold your loved ones close and raise taxes back to the level they were before the irresponsible Bush plan."
When pressed about Mr. Bush's handling of the tragedy today, and Nelson Mandela's expressions of sympathy, Hitlery rolled her eyes and looked around asking, "Where's Schumer?"
Maybe she should go back to the UK. I hear the advent of cellular communications has dramatically reduced the number of ghost sitings in England. May have been on the worldofthestrange.com web site a month ago. Drudge had it too, I think.
But then again, Chelsea is following the foot steps of her father, whoops, I mean Bill. Not completing an Oxford course of study, that is.
Now that I mentioned it, does the brevity of her matriculation remind you of anyone else? Someone with a beard, perhaps. Can't see her in a traditional divinity school. Wiccans probably have their own problems with Harry Potter right now. That leaves the Law. How many law schools do you think she'll drop out of?
You might be confused; "Holy cow" would be if they moved to India. The exclamation might be "unholy Pig" if the moved to afghanistan. :)
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