Hillary Blames Bush For Flight 587 Crash; Says Chelsea Was Jogging In Rockaway Beach That Morning!

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[Recovering_Democrat]

Washington, D.C.--Freshman Senator Hitlery Clinton, sitting in her Senate office eating from a large pile of cold nachos, told bootlicking reporters gathered round that she believes President Bush's tax cut program is to blame for the crash of the American Airlines Flight 587 Monday morning in Queens, New York.

"We had eight years of prosperity under the previous administration, and in eleven short months we've had, what, four or five major plane crashes? Notice, too, they've all come after the irresponsible Bush tax cut plan was enacted," Hitlery declared between swigs of what she described as "medicine water".

The sycophants surrounding the queen of the black pant suit asked her how and when she heard of the tragedy.

"As a matter of fact, I received a cell phone call from [daughter] Chelsea, who was jogging through Rockaway Beach just minutes before the crash," Hitlery exclaimed. "This kind of tragedy really makes you want to do two things: hold your loved ones close and raise taxes back to the level they were before the irresponsible Bush plan."

When pressed about Mr. Bush's handling of the tragedy today, and Nelson Mandela's expressions of sympathy, Hitlery rolled her eyes and looked around asking, "Where's Schumer?"

[lowbridge]

But what did Chelsea have on her mind as she witnessed the tragedy?

[Fiddlstix]

LOL
Good Post

[leilani]

The good news is that after that laughable "Talk" article, the rest of the world now knows Chelsea Clinton is as vulgar and ill-bred as her hillbilly ma & pa. She's ON-limits now: UGH, she's hideously revolting to look at and brain-dead crass to boot!

[Clinton's a rapist]

[RippleFire]

Bump for high humor

[jonno]

(psst - this was posted under humor:)

[spycatcher]

"Thank you so much for giving me a warning! I was going to go jogging!!"

[sneakypete]

It appears that Chelsea is in trouble for being honest. Big difference. Further, Chelsea is a pretty young lady, IMHO.

Nothing personal,but you need to get your dosage adjusted.Buh-Bette! Jr is a chip off the old Nazi Bitch,and has never done anything honest in her life. She is being groomed and a "political legend" is being created for her so that when she graduates with honors (and you KNOW she will)with a degree in international relations she will be ready to step right into a political position.

As for her being "pretty",I guess if Howdy Doody in drag appeals to you,then Buh-Bette! Jr might as well.

[Howlin]

Say, you're pretty good at that. Sidney, is that you? :-)

[F.J. Mitchell]

# 12: Yuk! Those two could do the world a favor by converting to Osama Bin Laden's version of Islam, and never showing their faces in public again.

[RippleFire]

But what did Chelsea have on her mind as she witnessed the tragedy?

Here, let's do a test:

[Paul Atreides]

Looks like a coven!

[fish hawk]

That toilet paper coming off the top of his head goes all the way into the mens room down the hall. How embarrassing.

[Paul Atreides]

Isn't there a song by Elton John that goes "I'm a b*tch, I'm a b*tch, I'm better than you..."?

It is from the seventies but it fits Livia Rodham perfectly.

[Centurion2000]

That's frightening. I actually thought that this was a real headline; it's totally believeable.

Someone (preferably named Bush) needs to slap that scumbag DOWN.

[Doctor Raoul]

Chelsea attended the peace process discussions and according to Bubba, helped.

So as September 11th has proved that peace in the Middle East is a failure, why hasn't Hillary aknowledged that Chelsea bares some of the blame?

[JoeSchem]

Someone should find a picture of Chelsea jogging and do a 'Tourist Guy' montage.

[Issaquahking]

If anything needed to be kept covered from head to toe - a Klintoon spawn is a good place to start. Go back to post#27 and you can see she is being totally disrespectful.........exposed like she is.

[cardinal4]

They could do the world a favor by never venturing out their home and never speaking in public again.

[MHT]

I thought Chelsea was in UK at Oxford. So what's she doing in NYC jogging if she is in England?

Next thing you know, Chelsea will be the subject of more sightings than the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt (who she greatly resembles, facially).