Hillary Blames Bush For Flight 587 Crash; Says Chelsea Was Jogging In Rockaway Beach That Morning!

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[Recovering_Democrat]

Washington, D.C.--Freshman Senator Hitlery Clinton, sitting in her Senate office eating from a large pile of cold nachos, told bootlicking reporters gathered round that she believes President Bush's tax cut program is to blame for the crash of the American Airlines Flight 587 Monday morning in Queens, New York.

"We had eight years of prosperity under the previous administration, and in eleven short months we've had, what, four or five major plane crashes? Notice, too, they've all come after the irresponsible Bush tax cut plan was enacted," Hitlery declared between swigs of what she described as "medicine water".

The sycophants surrounding the queen of the black pant suit asked her how and when she heard of the tragedy.

"As a matter of fact, I received a cell phone call from [daughter] Chelsea, who was jogging through Rockaway Beach just minutes before the crash," Hitlery exclaimed. "This kind of tragedy really makes you want to do two things: hold your loved ones close and raise taxes back to the level they were before the irresponsible Bush plan."

When pressed about Mr. Bush's handling of the tragedy today, and Nelson Mandela's expressions of sympathy, Hitlery rolled her eyes and looked around asking, "Where's Schumer?"

[lexington minuteman 1775]

They moved to afghanistan? Holy cow. Things are looking better already.BWAHAHA!

[SerpentDove]

>> But what did Chelsea have on her mind as she witnessed the tragedy?<<

[mlocher]

hitlery: "if it were not for the bush tax cuts, chelsea would not have been able to buy new jogging shoes and would have been safely out of harms way."

[colorado tanker]

RONTFLMAO! If Chelsea hadn't stopped into Dunkin' Donuts for a "coffee" she would have been directly in the flight path!

[fish hawk]

Usul, shouldn't you be out sifting sand for Melange or something? Lisan Al-Gaib

[leilani]

Know what, we're importers & we've all been looking for a "spokesmodel" for burkas (the afghan "bag-over-the-head" model.Looks like we've FOUND HER! Chelsea had to be good for SOMETHING, right? Gag, that girl is butt-ugly & toe-lickin' STOOOOPID to boot.She's perfect!

[4TheFlag]

"Supposed to be at Oxford"

He!!, she was SUPPOSED to be at Stanford too, but was off with the Scumbag doing International discussions.

Personally I think he sent her under the table to do those "discussions" wink wink......

[RippleFire]

Actually she was in the water just off the beach:

[4TheFlag]

"F'Ugly'

Actually it's just fugly and stands for fu##ing UGLY. I didn't coin the phrase, I borrowed it from my girlfriend Pray4USA........she thought it up..

[Paul Atreides]

I have my lackeys do the dirty work! Being Emperor of the Known Universe has to have some perks!

[jws3sticks]

Chelsea's inner thoughts (assuming she can think):

If you had a choice between 'so called brains' and this alternative, how long would the line for this babe?

[F.J. Mitchell]

A big BUMP! for both suggestions.

[GOPmember]

Ahhh, that's much better.

[Cobra64]

Further, Chelsea is a pretty young lady...

Yeah, pretty ugly

[putupon]

bump

[Richard Axtell]

How much of this post is factual? I thought I heard that Hillary blamed the 9/11 atrocities on Bush's Tax Cuts. No one can be that stupid, can they? I wonder if one of our lurking DU Clinton apologists might like to tell us how we Freepers are all "insane" and have misinterpreted Hillary by taking her words out of context. In otherwords, "she couldn't have said that, you guys are making that up..." Yeah... sure.

[spycatcher]

Good one!

[spycatcher]

Chelsea has brains too! When she's jogging, she uses them for protection from terrorist acts.

[leilani]

SPYCATCHER!What a picture! My goodness, you didn't snap their royal trashinesses at the royal OUTHOUSE did you?