Hillary Blames Bush For Flight 587 Crash; Says Chelsea Was Jogging In Rockaway Beach That Morning!

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[Recovering_Democrat]

Washington, D.C.--Freshman Senator Hitlery Clinton, sitting in her Senate office eating from a large pile of cold nachos, told bootlicking reporters gathered round that she believes President Bush's tax cut program is to blame for the crash of the American Airlines Flight 587 Monday morning in Queens, New York.

"We had eight years of prosperity under the previous administration, and in eleven short months we've had, what, four or five major plane crashes? Notice, too, they've all come after the irresponsible Bush tax cut plan was enacted," Hitlery declared between swigs of what she described as "medicine water".

The sycophants surrounding the queen of the black pant suit asked her how and when she heard of the tragedy.

"As a matter of fact, I received a cell phone call from [daughter] Chelsea, who was jogging through Rockaway Beach just minutes before the crash," Hitlery exclaimed. "This kind of tragedy really makes you want to do two things: hold your loved ones close and raise taxes back to the level they were before the irresponsible Bush plan."

When pressed about Mr. Bush's handling of the tragedy today, and Nelson Mandela's expressions of sympathy, Hitlery rolled her eyes and looked around asking, "Where's Schumer?"

[jws3sticks]

BillieBlobSlick is thinking: 'How can I deck (or is it dick??) this Chick, given I'm not here real Daddy? If I get lucky, Webb will never know and who gives a rat's a$$ about the Hag in the Moon!'

[NativeNewYorker]

Two years ago Hillary couldn't find the Rockaways on a detailed, annoted map if her miserable life depended on it.

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

We need the Tourist Guy so we can learn the truth.

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"When pressed about Mr. Bush's handling of the tragedy today, and Nelson Mandela's expressions of sympathy, Hitlery rolled her eyes and looked around asking, "Where's Schumer?">

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"Chelsea Clinton...spawn of satan and Wes Hubbel."

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"Chelsea, thus far, is OPPOSING anti-America rallies..."

There's a lid for every pot, you must be the lid, go for it......

BTW, I suppose you liked Web Hubble too???, hmmmmmmmmmm

she didn't oppose anything; she was out walking around, wondering what america will say when she flunks out...

if she had; the "tabloids" would have her on the cover...

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[peegravel]

what mind

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"Thank you so much for giving me a warning! I was going to go jogging!!"

spycatcher, thats a great pic. did chelsea TP the guys head?

[peegravel]

Aint that the dirty sheet he sleeps on every nite...maybe she need its to clean HER Black suit....is it just like Hildebeast s suit...

[peegravel]

Even with that COVER UP all of us know exactly who it is...isnt it ironic.

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[peegravel]

Does Clintoon have that white turban toilet paper sheet in his hand...now I WONDER how he got it...hmmmmm

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"Chelsea will be the subject of more sightings than the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt (who she greatly resembles, facially)."

this has been posted before; some think she is a clone of dear ol' eleanor...or at least, a cheap copy

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"I have my lackeys do the dirty work! Being Emperor of the Known Universe has to have some perks!"

like, galactic cheese..., emperor huh? well... Audio

[Paul Atreides]

Kirk?!! That's the best you can do? Tell Capt. Kirk to land on the Jenny Craig planet.

[4TheFlag]

Re: Post 66

That's her Daddys daughter for sure, UUGGGHHHHHHH

Sorry P, habit........

[Slyfox]

Chelsea Clinton...spawn of the daughter of satan and Wes Hubbel.

You should leave this stuff to the professionals.

[woofer]

You should leave this stuff to the professionals.

I bow to your exteme smartness. And your editing is mo' better!

[OrioleFan]

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