Spin The Big Wheel, Place Your Bets...When Will Bill and Hill Show Up To Crash Site?Vanity

11-12-01 | MyFavorite Headache

[monocle]

I am not surprised. It appears that the majority of those killed were Dominicans - no votes there.

[Shale]

Well, you know that they are meeting with their public relations and their little board to see what the best approach to getting voters and fame out of this is. Should we go with the saddened look? The resilient tread on bush down with republicans? Should we look slightly frazzled as though this has been hard for us? Or very prim and proper to show that we are overcoming, and that Hill should be the next pres....God help us if that ever happens....

[Howlin]

Hey, where is Bubba's next speaking engagement, by the way? Does anyone know?

They don't seem to publicize that much anymore; I guess they don't want to call attention to themselves. After all, protesters might show up.

[JulieRNR21]

BTW wasn't Chelsea jogging along the Rockaway Beach???? LOL

[Howlin]

Well, there she is!!!!!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Hillary - 4:17PM in Queens, NY on CNN...

[Howlin]

She's there!

Twenty "you know's" so far!

[Catie]

She made CNN, at accident site, at 4:15 p.m.

[Howlin]

Second time she talked:

Ten 'You know's' and nine 'ah's.'

[Howlin]

Say, if Hillary was in NY, why didn't she show up at the parade yesterday?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

4:20PM ET - Bill Clitton is in his Harlem office "feeling the pain" along with Jamelia Kwazee Jackson, an intern from Queens, NY.

[Irma]

Uh oh.........here they come..........

[nancetc]

Ya' think they'd show up in Mike Moran's neighborhood area-Irish, Catholic?

[Lizzy W]

QUICK! Hide the women and children!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I am ready for my victim shot, Mr DeMille.

[Howlin]

"They love us; they really, really love us."

[Correlia]

They'll be there as soon as Bill finishes interviewing his new staff of interns.

[Mev]

And Tighter, and tighter, and Tighter.