Posted on 10/26/2001 3:22:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
By Paul Harvey - Conveniently Forgotten Facts
"Back in 1969 a group of Black Panthers decided that a fellow black panther named ... Alex Rackley needed to die. Rackley was suspected of disloyalty. Rackley was first tied to a chair. Once safely immobilized, his friends tortured him for hours by, among other things, pouring boiling water on him. When they got tired of torturing Rackley, Black Panther member, Warren Kimbro took Rackley outside and put a bullet in his head. Rackley's body was later found floating in a river about 25 miles north of New Haven, Conn.
Perhaps at this point you're curious as to what happened to these Black Panthers. In 1977, that's only eight years later, only one of the killers was still in jail. The shooter, Warren Kimbro, managed to get a scholarship to Harvard, and became good friends with none other than Al Gore. He later became an assistant dean at an Eastern Connecticut State College.
Isn't that something? As a '60s radical you can pump a bullet into someone's head, and a few years later, in the same state, you can become an assistant college dean! Only in America! Erica Huggins was the lady who served the Panthers by boiling the water for Mr. Rackley's torture. Some years later Ms. Huggins was elected to a California School Board.
How in the world do you think these killers got off so easy? Maybe it was in some part due to the efforts of two people who came to the defense of the Panthers. These two people actually went so far as to shut down Yale University with demonstrations in defense of the accused Black Panthers during their trial.
One of these people was none other than Bill Lan Lee. Mr. Lee, or Mr. Lan Lee, as the case may be, isn't a college dean. He isn't a member of a California School Board. He is now head of the US Justice Department's Civil Rights Division, appointed by none other than Bill Clinton.
O.K., so who was the other Panther defender? Is this other notable Panther defender now a school board member? Is this other Panther apologist now an assistant college dean? No, neither!
The other Panther defender was, like Lee, a radical law student at Yale University at the time. She is now known as the "smartest woman in the world." She is none other than the Democratic senator from the State of New York -- our former First Lady, the incredible Hillary Rodham Clinton."
Thanks, Bryan, Great Post...MUD
Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight,
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you...
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name...
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you!
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you...
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba...
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us.
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
Mudboy Slim
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Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?
Check out Linda Tripp's web site...she needs our help and we can still use hers!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Hey Sam, you like the Boss, Right?!
"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!
It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
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"Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime..."
To paraphrase the late, great Malcom S. Forbes, "With all thy getting, get thee Justice!!"
MUD
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (hang'em@high)
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
And what's this, "Ex-Hippie" crappola, anyway. Huh?
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
"Take It To The Senate"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playin' "The Fool!"
Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool!
You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Fem'nists like to go down!
But the sleaze we've seen lately...
Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, 'and lyin' 'bout "his shame."
So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!"
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Slime!
Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money...
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes!
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That our Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!
So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict Left's Slime!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach EX-Prez'dent...
Take it to the Senate...it's JUSTICE TIME!!!
[Chorus to fade]
Mudboy Slim
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To my fellow Vast, Right-Wing Conspirators--
Well, folks, Operation ClintonBeGone is on schedule and gaining speed, as powerful forces grind mercilessly on, and the scenario for Slick Willie's dismissal becomes apparent to all. I'm sure all of you are reading the tea leaves and it's becoming increasingly obvious that the Rapist-in-Chief/First Traitor is precariously close to being replaced by his trusted henchman, Algore.
What?! You say, you've been keeping up with the news and you've heard nothing of this? Of course, you say, a story of this magnitude would be the Number One Lead story by Mssrs. Rather, Jennings and Brokaw...they are all patriotic Americans ready and willing to lay their careers--and lives--on the line to pursue rampant corruption at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment...aren't they?
Remember Impeachment I, when the Lame-Stream Media kept on telling us how the Republicans were going to pay a HellUVAprice at the polls in '00...seeing as to how they were dragging us through that nasty Impeachment Trial and all? You recall the mantra..."the American Sheeple just want to allow their Great and Fearless Leader, William Jefferson Clinton, to be freed from the concerns surrounding his corruption so he can 'get back to the Work of the American people'...gawldurnit!!!" I actually recall Dick Gephardt predicting that not only would they retake the House and retain the White House...Hell, the DemocRATS might even take back the Senate! Turns out the Socialist Media and their hand-puppets in the DemocRATic Congressional Caucus had it wrong all along.
From a 25 June 1999 news report in the Washington Times, reporter Ralph Z. Hallow writes..."Republicans actually helped their image with voters--and boosted their election prospects in the 2000 election--by impeaching President Clinton, a leading DEMOCRATIC pollster said Thursday. At the same time, Democrats are suffering from a delayed voter disgust with Mr. Clinton's scandals that has improved GOP chances for the presidency and Congress in next year's elections, according to DEMOCRATIC pollster Celinda Lake."
Folks...THIS IS HUGE! If Impeaching a shamelessly-corrupt President for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice surrounding a series of sexual liaisons turned out to be a Net Positive, what kind of "bump" in the polls will transpire when Congress goes after Clinton for TREASON surrounding Communist China's Cash-for-Nuclear-Technology-Secrets Espionage/Bribery Scandal? Or how about Abuse of Power for the Slick Willie-ordered slaughter of innocent Serbian and Kosovar Albanian civilians, for no apparent benefit whatsoever? And how must the Democrats feel, after recieving solemn assurances from Willie Jeff that there were "...no other shoes to fall," then standing united behind a ethically-challenged and morally-corrupt man who knew full well that there is always "...another shoe to drop" with this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators! Are these folks, having been cut off at the knees once, going to roll over for Clinton yet again? I say at least Twelve Democratic Senators will NOT pull another "Webb Hubbell." At some point over the next 15 months, these facts will become undeniable, unavoidable, and unspinnable for Bill Clinton...and HE WILL RESIGN!!
Quite Sincerely--
MUD
1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder)
Obviously, Snow Bunny, I didn't get my wish and Clinton DID NOT RESIGN; however, the BattleFerJustice is far from over.
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
It's really just that simple, folks...MUD
Just gettin' yer goat per usual, mi amigo...
"Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!"
Hey, dude, ya gotta learn how the Left lives if yer gonna Rock Them into Oblivion!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Hindsight is always 20/20. You see causes and proactive avenues that could have altered the outcome. Sometimes these ignored actions are discounted as unreasonable. Other times, you point your finger at a deserved party.
In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States on September 11, 2001, the most compelling raison d'être is that we failed to take our own advice. More specifically, the weaknesses in airport security were largely identified a number of years ago.
In July of 1996, in the wake of the crash of TWA flight 800, President Clinton convened the White House Commission on Aviation Safety and Security by executive order 13015 to take place on August 22, 1996. He gave the commission 45 days to “study matters involving aviation safety and security, including air traffic control and to develop a strategy to improve aviation safety and security, both domestically and internationally,” then present their conclusions. He named Vice President Al Gore to head the commission. By special invitation of the President, Victoria Cummock was named to the commission. Ms. Cummock lost her husband in the explosion of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scottland some eight years prior. According to Newsday, Cummock held the reputation at the time of “the airlines’ most tenacious foe.”
Five years prior to September 11, 2001, Gore held a press conference to announce the commission’s preliminary report that promised, “to take the strongest measures possible to reduce the risk of terrorism and sabotage to airline passengers and crews.” Gore further stated that their upcoming proposed measures will, “be put into place quickly and effectively and will help ensure that airline travel remains as safe as possible for all travelers.” A solid and factual preliminary report backed up Gore’s comments.
Ten days later, just prior to the 1996 election, Gore penned a letter to airline lobbyist Carol Hallett, promising that the commission's findings would not cause the airlines any loss of revenue. The very next day the Democratic National Committee received a check in the amount of $40,000 from TWA. Over the next two weeks Northwest, United and American Airlines donated $55,000 more.
In the next two months the Democratic National Committee pocketed over $250,000 from American Airlines. United Airlines threw in an additional $100,000. Northwest Airlines added $53,000. That’s a grand total of over half a million dollars. According to the Washington Times, Whitehouse Spokesman, Ginny Terzano gave no denial when asked whether Al Gore solicited these airline donations personally.
Contributory advice and suggestions were being sought and incorporated into the draft(s) of the report by all sides of the aisle and divisions of government including intelligence agencies, transportation agencies and military personnel. The draft final form was presented to the 21 participating commissioners in January of 1997. According to the Washington Times, a significant number of security measures were removed from the proposed final draft of the report.
Victoria Cummock and CIA Director John Deutch were resolute in their opposition to the “softball” report. Gore was given no choice but to pull back the report. Reinstalled were sensible new procedures that would cost the airlines millions of dollars.
· Conduct airport vulnerability assessments and develop action plans
· Require criminal background checks and FBI fingerprint checks for all screeners, and all airport and airline employees with access to secure areas
· Deploy existing technology
· Significantly expand the use of bomb-sniffing dogs
· Complement technology with automated passenger profiling
· Certify screening companies and improve screener performance
· Aggressively test existing security systems
· Use the Customs Service to enhance security
· Give properly cleared airline and airport security personnel access to the classified information they need to know
· Begin implementation of full bag-passenger match
· Providing more compassionate and effective assistance to families of victims
· Improve passenger manifests
· Significantly increase the number of FBI agents assigned to counter-terrorism investigations, to improve intelligence, and to crisis response
· Provide anti-terrorism assistance in the form of airport security training to countries where there are airports served by airlines flying to the US
The security measures were in the final recommendation report. However, the implementation timetable was nowhere to be found.
In February of 1997, Victoria Cummock called the report “toothless.” She informed Gore that unless specific implementation dates were added in the report she would file a dissent, because the airline industry would not have to do anything until such measures were mandated.
On February 12, 1997, an open meeting was held on the commission’s final report. Gore made a point to inform Ms. Cummock that he would leave room for her dissent to the final report. NBC Dateline caught these comments on videotape. Also on videotape was Mr. Gore presenting the final report to President Clinton minutes later and pronouncing that the report had unanimous consent. But it didn’t.
Victoria Cummock filed suit claiming that Gore pressured her to abandon her call for counter-terrorist measures, the right to see commission files of which she was denied, and the right to file her 42-page dissent. It was her ambition to see the commission’s findings presented accurately within the final report. Gore painted Cummock, who had lost her husband in a terrorist act, as a disgruntled commissioner.
In mid 1999 Ms. Cummock won her case in the D.C. Court of Appeals. In the long drawn out and impeded discovery process a memo was discovered from a CIA staffer, specializing in psychological profiling. According to The American Spectator, the memo stated that Cummock could be "kept in line if she believes progress could be made" but "could become a major problem."
On September 11, 2001, those ultimately responsible for the destruction of thousands of precious lives were the terrorists who pulled the knives and steered the planes.
But playing politics and intentionally ignoring obvious safety and security voids in an industry that has been a target of terrorists for over thirty years is unconscionable.
Now the airlines are paying the price. We all are."
Great article, Cal...have you mass-FReeped it to the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd yet? If not, I've got an idea...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Thanks fer the chuckle...MUD
BTW...now that you know The Boss likes Linda Tripp, does that change yer mind about that Wronged Patriot? (=^D
Actually, I agree with you there, Lefty...why would Ms. Tripp, who knows how politics work in DeeCee and is really no shrinking violet, be so enamoured with a DoD Bureaucrat's job? When she chose to do what she did--Rightfully, IMHO--she consciously chose to move into a new phase in her life, and there's no way she can ever return to being the Nameless Bureaucrat Phase again...so why even try?
She just needs to concentrate on writing that Book of hers further exposing the Clinton's for the Evil-Doers they are and all her money woes--Real or Contrived--will go away...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
Can't vouch fer the veracity of NewScientist.com, but this story indicates that Iraq MAY NOT be the source of the Anthrax Terrorism...and, IMHO, if the Anthrax Terrorists are Domestic Enemies of the State, I sincerely believe we need to suspect LeftWing Eco-Terrorists First and Foremost!!
FReegards...MUD
Good post and very possible too Mud.
Thanks...Rush referenced that story in his third hour today. I figger he's workin' his way around to buttressing the legitimacy of my Open Letter to the Maja Rushie: "Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!" hypothesis.
FReegards...MUD
Who's got access to the stuff--and the hi-tech equipment required to refine it--domestically? I say the most likely suspects are the Effete Elite Leftists who control our Institutions of Higher Learning.
FReegards...MUD
Osama bin Clinton MUST BE Brought to Justice!!!
Thanks fer the links, bh...MUD
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