Posted on 10/17/2001 10:43:41 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
Dear Rush:
As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!
However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!
Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!
"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"
My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.
In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!
Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper
What?! I'm a Charter Member of the Keeper Of Odd Knowledge Society and wear my membership badge proudly!! Anti-NWOers are simply against forfeiting our National Sovereignty to Socialist Organizations like the United Nations and the World Court...if you wanna argue FOR such forfeiture of American self-determinism, BRING IT ON!!
FReegards...MUD
M Kehoe and me are gettin' together fer brewskis next week...I'm buyin'!!
FReegards...MUD
Thanks, my FRiend, I had almost forgotten that!!
"Anyway, the anthrax attacks are world-wide implying coordination by international organization(s) as opposed to domestic. When in doubt, I alway start with the communist international and work my way down to find operations command. What do you know? The econuts are on that list."
Dittoes...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Just chalk it up to Plausible Deniability, my FRiend...but how'd he get back so fast when all Air Travel was curtailed?!
Hmmmmm...MUD
Indeed!
Haven't had a Black and Tan at Awful Arthers in a long while.
5.56mm
Reischtag fire. Sacrifice some of your own and blame it on the opposition. [Maybe]
I'm not willing to exclude anyone or any group from the list of possible suspects--either from the sources of anthrax to whomever mailed the letters--and neither should the cops. It could be foreign terrorists, our own home-grown variety, a combination of the two, or a lone kook. At this point, with few clues, we simply don't know who did it or why. There are probable suspects, but without knowing anything more, why should one group or individual be excluded?
The first attacks were with a refined strain, those were by professional lefties. The later attacks were from less professional lefties left out of the loop who were unknowingly defeating the purpose by responding tit for tat to what they saw as an attack on their heros.
(Most likely it's muslim terrorists, I'm just playing these scenerios out)
Good point. When the muslims attack, it's big: collapsing towers, holes in ships. When the left attacks, they don't want to get caught so it's smaller attacks such as the unibomber. When the right wing militia attacks, it's medium size: abortion clinics, OKC (which would've been medium size if the Clinton La Cosa Nostra hadn't placed cutter charges inside). These are small attacks by a hiding perpetrator, it has the signature of a leftie.
(Most likely it's muslim terrorists, I'm just playing this out)
btw; I listened to the tape, pal.
Can't recall laughing so hard, either.
Say...I certainly hope your music theory (sharps, flats, ~that kinda stuff?) *improved* commensurate with your improved recording hardware. {g}
I'd quote some of my favorite lines here; but, the Old Man would have a stroke & yank my a$$ from the forum, throw it & the key in cyber-stern.
Too damned bad you can't post MP3 file(s) of your handiwork here; as other's will jpegs?
People can't appreciate your stuff reading just the words.
...nor can they grasp how really crazy you are ~'till they hear the voice behind the brain behind the words. :o)
Last I heard--and this was before they transferred Tim McVeigh to Indiana, so it's been a while--he, McVeigh and Ramzi Yousef did turns in an exercise yard in Florence, Colorado. I don't even want to think about the conversations they had.
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