Reischtag fire. Sacrifice some of your own and blame it on the opposition. [Maybe]
Ahhh, my FRiend, apparently you did not read my letter to the Lovable Fuzzball thoroughly or you would have noticed that I addressed this obvious objection to my theory. So--again--I offer fer yer consideration.....
"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, [and now, li'l Dannie "I love Castro" Rather] and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"
"My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion."
Capiche, mi amigo?!
FReegards...MUD