"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Who...Brain-Dead Socialists?! You Be the Judge!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Right has been together, amigo. 450,000 of us stood strong last November."

So, my Friend, if we didn't vote fer Pat we're just not Right?! Is that it?!

Whatever, Lefty...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eve Of Destruction"
(By that Good Ol' Lefty GoPatGoer, Barry McGuire)

The eastern world it is explodin',
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'!!
You're old enough to kill but not for votin',
You don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin'?!
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'...

But you tell me over and over and over again, my FRiend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave,
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy, and you tell me...

But you tell me over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
Handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
And marches alone can't bring integration,
When human respect is disintegratin',
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin', and you tell me...

Over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China!
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama!
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space,
But when your return, it's the same old place,
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
Hate your next-door-neighbour, but don't forget to say grace, and you tell me...

Over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction...
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

FReegards...MUD

[habs4ever]

Did you read The Who is playing MSG in the big benefit, along with McCartney, who is trying to rope in Led Zep for a reunion too. October 20 is the date when the socialists from Shepherd's Bush come back to NYC.

Just a thought, but have to considered a couple of Stones tunes for re-interpretation? Star Star, dedicated to Bill Clinton, would be appropriate, and When the Whip Comes Down for the day Osama gets it between the eyes. :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Iraq, Iran, Syria, and Sudan...Next after the Taliban!!" say Senators

America Means Business...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(kewl guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Yeah, habs, I love doin' the Stones...and I can do a damgood Jagger impersonation, too!! Love the "Some Girls" CD, including "When the Whip Comes Down", and hope to spend more time FReepin' it soon. What album is "Star Star" off of?

FReegards...MUD

BTW...didn't Bowie do "Star Star"? I know he did Jagger.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...trying to rope in Led Zep for a reunion too."

If Zeppelin's getting back together, I'm road-trippin' to NYC!! I was in High School down in VA Beach when Zeppelin was scheduled to be in DeeCee in the Summer of '79 or '80 or '81 and skipped school to drive up to NOVA to wait in line fer tickets. In the car, me and a buddy were enjoying a Zeppelin Marathon coming thru Richmond when the DeeJay broke in and gave us the news about John Bonham choking on his own vomit...bummer of a day!!

Who's supposed to play drums fer Led Zeppelin?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

MACCA ASKS LED ZEP TO REFORM

The remaining members of LED ZEPPELIN have been asked to reform to appear alongside heavyweight acts such as EMINEM, LIMP BIZKIT, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, NEIL YOUNG, MARY J BLIGE, DAVID BOWIE, THE WHO and BILLY JOEL in the PAUL McCARTNEY organised fundraiser for victims of the US terrorist attacks.

The galaxy of stars are set for Madison Square Garden in New York on October 20. According to The Sun newspaper today (September 27), the benefit is already being dubbed Live Aid 2.

McCartney has reportedly put the invitation to three surviving members of Led Zeppelin - Robert Plant, Jimmy page and John paul Jones. the band originally split in 1980 after drummer John Bonham's alcohol-releated death. Miramax film chief Harvey Weinstein - the man behind 'Pulp Fiction' and 'Reservoir Dogs' - is masterminding the show. A TV audience of 80 million, close to the same figure in the US who watched last weekend's 'America: A Tribute To Heroes', is expected.

Host for the evening are expected to include Gwyneth Paltrow and comedians Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld.

ROAD TRIP!!!!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The EX-Traitor-in-Chief's Defining Moment!!"

OUCH!! Truth Hurts like a Big Dawg...don't it, my self-described liberal FRiend?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Got any Webb Pierce or Hank "The Ol' Hired Hand" Thompson?"

Not yet, my Friend...but if ya can hum a few bars, I'm damn resourceful!!

IOW...What's a good song fer FReepin'?

FReegards...MUD

[skeeter]

The day LZ appears onstage with LIMP BIZKIT in a concert hosted by Gwinneth Paltrow is the day I'll officially declare my divorce from modern western civilization.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bombs Rain on Kabul...Dubyuh Vows to Get bin Clinton, er, bin Laden!!"

Rebel-rousin' FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFLMAO, mi amigo...

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and shatter yer walls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm pretty handy with Webb and the six string. :-)"

We're gonna have to get you to DeeCee fer the upcoming FReeper Concert Fer Liberty and Justice at the Lincoln Memorial then. Gonzo's gonna be there...as well as Jeff Head, PokerFace, and Landru!! Reckon we'll even invite Real Saxaphonist and others!!

Gonna Rock the Left outta their DreamWorld!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReeper Concert Fer Liberty and Justice at the Lincoln Memorial"

What's the process fer gettin' official FReeper-sanction fer an Event, my Friends?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReeper Concert Fer Liberty and Justice at the Lincoln Memorial"

BTW...y'all are invited to speak at said Event as well!! Details to follow...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"NewsFlash: Bert is the Root of ALL Evil!!!"

LOL...MUD