Just a thought, but have to considered a couple of Stones tunes for re-interpretation? Star Star, dedicated to Bill Clinton, would be appropriate, and When the Whip Comes Down for the day Osama gets it between the eyes. :-)
Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(kewl guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Yeah, habs, I love doin' the Stones...and I can do a damgood Jagger impersonation, too!! Love the "Some Girls" CD, including "When the Whip Comes Down", and hope to spend more time FReepin' it soon. What album is "Star Star" off of?
FReegards...MUD
BTW...didn't Bowie do "Star Star"? I know he did Jagger.
If Zeppelin's getting back together, I'm road-trippin' to NYC!! I was in High School down in VA Beach when Zeppelin was scheduled to be in DeeCee in the Summer of '79 or '80 or '81 and skipped school to drive up to NOVA to wait in line fer tickets. In the car, me and a buddy were enjoying a Zeppelin Marathon coming thru Richmond when the DeeJay broke in and gave us the news about John Bonham choking on his own vomit...bummer of a day!!
Who's supposed to play drums fer Led Zeppelin?
FReegards...MUD