"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Mudboy Slim]

"book can be ordered here"

Book WAS ORDERED just moments ago...I didn't even realize the hard-copy was available yet.

Thanks fer droppin' in...you reckon the BigOl'Head would drop in and help me out with the Order Info fer his new BlockBuster?! Hey Jeff...you out there?!

FReegards...MUD

You know...I said a few days ago that I thought Jeff was my favorite FReeper, but thinking again, I've got two favorite FReepers...AT LEAST!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"On the 12th day of August in the Two-Thousandth Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/16/2000 20:39:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Time to take another whack at it, FReepers!! March Fer Liberty/Justice III...pick a Saturday between Thanksgiving and Christmas...I'll take care of the rest!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Flintstones Parody Thread...Do I Hear "The Jetsons"? "The Brady Bunch"? "My Three Sons"? "The Partridge Family"?! "Gunsmoke"?!! C'mon FReepers, it ain't hard!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Go Eagles!!

FReegards...MUD

[ironman]

It's got to be Dec 1-2. Anything later is to close to Christmas.

[Mudboy Slim]

"It's got to be Dec 1-2. Anything later is to close to Christmas."

When do they decorate the National Christmas Tree? When I used to go to grade school up in Fairfax, every year my parents would take the four of us boys up to the White House to have our pictures taken in front of the State Tree Of our Birth...that'd be a great idea for 50 FReeper Group Shots!!

So, one vote fer 12/1 or 12/2...lotta good shopping to be had in DeeCee, though, I personally like Potomac Mills, but there's always Tysons Corner, Georgetown, etc.

Good seeing you, my FRiend, when's the next Ironman Competition? BTW...did I tell you the Missuz is running in a Marathon in a coupla weeks?!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

"..............reckon that's cause enuff to get ourselves some REAL Americans in Congress and expunge some of these blood-thirsty lawyers!!"

Just trying to get some REAL Americans elected to office is the problem. Most of the corrupt ones in our Congress serve another master. As for the bloodthristy lawyers.....yeah I know what you mean about them. Lawyers don't get respect anymore because many are just plain corrupt and dishonest. I heard somebody say to me once that the best way to fleece somebody is to become a lawyer and do it all legal.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you oh so very much for ordering the book!!! Please let me know what you think! Hugs!!!

[poet]

Very Nice. You certainly are a prolific writer.

Here's one I wrote in 1997:

I Didn't Break Any Laws
(But I Am Unethical)

As a man, I have many flaws
but, I didn't break any laws
It's true I have no ethics
but it's the voters who are pathetic

They know that I lie and cheat
and that I really did inhale
I accomplish an incredible feat
by staying out of jail

My subordinates are very loyal
even when they are embroiled
in personal liability
they lie to keep me free

they say I have nothing to hide
(I guess they don't want to commit suicide)
and that my hands are clean
but those who question my integrity
they are the ones who are really mean
of course, you know I feel your pain
and I lie again and again
but, you must remember, I am the President.

Copyright (c) 1997 By John J. Lindsay. Rights Reserved
April 7, 1997

[Mudboy Slim]

"Please let me know what you think!"

You can make book on it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It's true I have no ethics
but it's the voters who are pathetic
They know that I lie and cheat
and that I really did inhale..."

Please, my Friend, add yer wonderful words to my threads whenever the mood strikes you.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yeah, Let's Tighten Up Security Around Home, But Not at the Expense of My God-Given Liberties!!

Yeah buddy, I got yer National I.D. right here...MUD

[poet]

Why thank you sir Freegards
John

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...MUD

[stand watie]

ask me sometime about my state-based idea.

for dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey sw, what about that State-based idear of yers?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I have never posted anything that I would not say to the person face to face. And I accept responsibility for everything I post on FR. That's the way it should be, right?

Los Mismos de...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick Willie Ultimately Responsible for Eco-Terrorism and Anthrax Hurdle!!"

I agree...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Earley 60%...Warner/Anthrax 35%...SITYS!!!"

FReegards...MUD