"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Bryan]

Hey George. Coffee's on.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey G-Dubyuh, where y'all got Ol' Dick stashed these days?! He's still available via cyber-link, ain't he?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey buddy, thanks fer the Java, it's been one helluva long night!! How 'bout them Skins?!

LOL...MUD

[Victoria Delsoul]

"Change the World" is also by Eric Clapton. Yes, "Tears in Heaven" was written about the death of his son.

[Mudboy Slim]

Note to self...play VA Lotto "6-11-13"...use this prescience thinggie to "earn" some beer money...

Perhaps...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey G-Dubyuh, KICK BILL CLINTON'S BUTT!! (scroll down)

Ya hear...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Change the World" is also by Eric Clapton.

I just acquired Clapton's "Unplugged" CD...is it on there?! Can't believe it could be any better than Ten Years After's version, though. The songs I like most by Clapton are "Wonderful Tonight" and "Layla (acoustic version)"...the latter will be FReeped and dedicated to "Reagan" upon Ronaldus Maximus' passing...someday ( I pray not for a very long time).

Los Mismos...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Out of the mud, Ol' Mudboy sprang...
And verily spat on Slick, where's the guards?!
Ol' Mudboy Slim put Slick off his game...
By hailing cheerily, "Justice's nigh!!"
I know pretty well that Slick's in a bind...
House'll give the Senate a Redemption Day.
I know pretty well...we'll mold the Nation's Mind...
And Clinton will go to Prison some day!!

Robert Frost, 1933...FReeped by MUD 8/6/00

LOL...gettin' highbrow on ya...MUD

23 Posted on 08/18/2000 12:38:32 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good Fences Make Good Neighbors!!)

=^D...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

There ya go . heh heh.... Just a singing away and dancing up a storm.

[poet]

"And Clinton will go to Prison some day!!"
If only that were true. He has too many protecting him for that to happen.
Freegards

[Mudboy Slim]

"Show Your Rage!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")

He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks miss Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...

See, here's the scam...lies been told again...
One Bad Man, humpin' his page...
He must go!! Fell Left's Whore, my FRiends...
We must vote...burnin' with rage!

Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.

Here's the plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
SLICK MUST GO!! FReep yer Congressmen...
When we VOTE, we'll turn the page...

Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of the Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled!

They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we vote, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...on the road again...
DemocRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! MARCH WITH ME, my FRiends...
There Slick goes...Where?! I think I know-ow-ow!!!

Mudboy Slim

[Landru]

"...gettin' highbrow on ya...MUD"

Wouldn't be the first time.
Why just this past Sunday morning, real early?
You had the chutzpah to call me a...oh, never mind.

That beautiful bride of your's will take care of you, alright; when she grabs ya by the earlobe & drags ya outa the Mudcave giving you a good 'ol what-for along the way. {g}

[LiberteeBell]

And Clinton will go to Prison some day!!

Hope it's both of 'em.

BTW, did you ever hear from Rush?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...drags ya outa the Mudcave giving you a good 'ol what-for along the way."

I can't get enuff of the "good 'ol what-for," my FRiend...LOL!! MUDzTesteroneLevel's on War-time OverDrive...but the wife's trainin' fer a Marathon in a few days, and is tired more often than yers truly.

So I FReep...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"And Clinton will go to Prison some day!!"

"If only that were true. He has too many protecting him for that to happen."

I've always believed optomistic poetry sells better than this pessimistic schlock most CoffeeHouseCrooners like the Maya Angelooooo's and the Richard Gere's and the Julia "DingBat" Roberts's and the Whorealdo's spew so mindlessly!!

Mark this day, Mr. Poet...William Jefferson Blythe Clinton shall DIE in Prison...from old age and multiple sexually-contracted diseases!!

Freegards...MUD

[Landru]

"I can't get enuff of the 'good 'ol what-for,' my FRiend...LOL!!"

*LOL* -- I'll bet!!
Youth; wasted on the kids. [kids=38 & under...]

"MUDzTesteroneLevel's on War-time OverDrive...but the wife's trainin' fer a Marathon in a few days, and is tired more often than yers truly."

Oh gezzzz; there's just so much there a guy could parse & farse with.
Yea.
I'll just shut-my-mouth while I'm ahead. :o)

"So I FReep..."

...and not sleep?
So that'd explain your *insomnic* state, eh?
(btw; it's a word because I say it's a word)

That Doll of your's...how's she do it with a guy like you is a mystery to modern science. {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

"...did you ever hear from Rush?"

No, not yet...LOL!!! He's spending too much time crackin' me up talkin' about his little adventure at the Grocery Store...

HEY RUSH!!
How much does a loaf of bread cost?!

WeirdsVille FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a guy like you is a mystery to modern science."

Thank you, my FRiend, you have large triceps...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

More Hugs!!! Since you asked, the book can be ordered here: Downside Legacy at Two Degrees of President Clinton - Missile Defense

[Mudboy Slim]

Did I ever tell you that I do this professionally?! But yer quite good fer an amateur...thanks fer playing!!

I've done this before...

But this time we ain't losin' momentum 'til we're done!!

Says WHO?!! Says...MUD