Posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.
Written by a 12 year old girl!
Now I sit me down in school,
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites
It violates the Bill of Rights.
Anytime my head I bow
Becomes a federal matter now.
The law is specific; the law is precise.
Praying out loud is no longer nice.
Praying aloud in a public hall
Upsets those who believe in nothing at all.
In silence alone we can meditate
And if God should get the credit great!
They are bringing their guns;
I don't dare bring my Bible,
To do so, might make me liable.
So, now Oh Lord, this plea I make;
Should I be shot in school,
My soul please take.
18 Posted on 10/05/1999 07:42:06 PDT by OrioleFan"
Thanks and FReegards...MUD
One hundred nukes we could launch right away,
one hundred nukes we could launch.
Shoot one at Osama,
yell out "YOUR MOMMA!"
Ninety-nine nukes we could launch right away.
Hah!! You just do yer poetry as prose!! How 'bout linking us to a few of yer more patriotic offerings, mi amigo?!
FReegards...MUD
LOL, me neither!
I like it, I like it...but the Nuclear Fall-out would be a bugger...MUD
You and me both, my Friend...I sat there in front of my TeeVee for the first 2-3 days, watching the coverage and wondering what more I could have done to prevent this Tragedy. This is payback for 35 years of obscuring the Truth 'bout the Existence of Good vs. Evil...and I couldn't do a damn thing to make folks realize this before it was too late!!
"For days now, I go through the motions of going through the motions. I work, I drive, I brush my teeth, I eat, and I do all those things that I do everyday, all the normal things that I do in my life, and at the end of the day, I can't remember doing any of it."
Yep...days 4-5 I tried to avoid as much of the Mourning as possible and dove into any number of unfinished projects to keep my mind from focusing on how enraged I was getting. Any Country that can sit idly by and watch the Rapist-in-Chief bomb the Hell outta Kosovar Christian women and children has gotta expect Judgement Day is just around the corner...but I never expected it to be this bad!! Then again, with Clinton selling Nuclear Secrets to Our Number One Geo-Political Adversary, it couldda been a Nuclear Holocaust we were dealing with right now!!
"All I can remember are the faces of the people; the beautiful American faces of our people, covered with soot, covered with tears, or covered with both, holding the pictures of their loved ones, and asking why. I look at their faces, the faces in those pictures, and I can't tell whether they are northerners, southerners, liberals, conservatives, immigrants, or natural-born. I can't tell if they are gay, or straight, pro-choice, or pro-life...and I don't care, they are all my brothers and sisters, and savages who hate us simply because of what America stands for, have murdered them."
You do have a gift, my FRiend. Thanks fer sharing.
And share more as you feel the urge, this thread ain't goin' away.
FReegards...MUD
He's actually a pretty good man--fer a DemocRAT!!
FReegards, all...MUD
He's actually a pretty good man--fer a DemocRAT!!
FReegards, all...MUD
He's actually a pretty good man--fer a DemocRAT!!
FReegards, all...MUD
Love it...Sports Humor.
FReegards...MUD
Using yer numbers, that'd be Sixty Grand a Month!! Think of all the BandWidth we could purchase with that much dinero...the Lefty Hackers wouldn't stand a chance to bring us down!!!
I'm sending another check...MUD
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FReegards...MUD
For an update, check this thread, #67:
C'mon FReepers, let's get this number up to $100,000 and we most likely won't have to put WIMom to work again 'til next year!!
$100K...let's show the Left how serious we really are about winning this Counter-CounterCulture WAR!!!!
FReegards...MUD
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