Posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.
Thanks Mud, for being mine. In between posts, I'm feverishly working on documents....more garbage jumps out with every page.
Just posted elsewhere, thinking of changing my name to "500 Yards"---the length of the sewer that Andy crawls through to freedom in The Shawshank Redemption. Please keep me in your prayers---that I keep it together and don't pass out from the stench!!!
LOL,LGE
Amen Mud !!!!!!!!
Ditto from da Snow Bunny
FReegards...MUD
"I'm feverishly working on documents....more garbage jumps out with every page."
I can't wait to see the FRuits of yer Labors, my FRiend.
"Just posted elsewhere, thinking of changing my name to "500 Yards"---the length of the sewer that Andy crawls through to freedom in The Shawshank Redemption."
Ewwwww...Yecch!! That was sooooo gross...LOL!! You are Right, though...the Exhiliration the Right is Destined to Feel when We Ultimately Destroy the Left is going to be enhanced all the more by the Recent Unpleasantries Experienced over the last 8 years!!
"Please keep me in your prayers---that I keep it together and don't pass out from the stench!!!
Always, my FRiend, all of us are in this together...when you strike at the King, you must bear the consequences of your actions if you fail to strike the Death Blow.
LOL...MUD
Meanwhile, I've been pondering the Reality of "Un-Acknowledged Acquaintances." You know the ones of which I speak, those tissues of linkages that allow our Vast, RightWing Conspiracy to be so successful without giving the Left any real proof of our Master Plan. We don't fax out Talking Points like the Clintonoids did for their lapdawgs in the Sycophantic Med'yuh of the NY Slime and the Washington ComPost, and of course, Castro-Lover Dannie Rather and his Cast of Poltroons over at CBS!! No, we email privately...we FReepMail...we listen to the Radio...we are sneakier.
Think about it, mi amigo...I'll betcha JimRob has never once talked to Rush, yet FR and the EIB are inexorably linked in our Common Goal, Operation Noble Eagle!! Wouldn't it be nice is Rush were to interview JimRob for his next newsletter?!
FReegards...MUD
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playing the fool.
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like his tools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!
So join me on the high road and tell Slick, "IT'S TIME!!!"
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach this Slime!
Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money.
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, we're on the attack...NEXT, T-MAX MY WHORE!!
So join me on the high road...demand Slick, "Resign!!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent...
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time...
(Chorus to fade)
MUDBOY SLIM
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
It's that simple, folks, and it starts with you...MUD
1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)
"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!! (i.e. Earley 60%)
Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
GREAT words , fitting phrases with great tunes and your singing is excellent too. heh heh
I intend to.
How does an eight-digit payoff sound (cents not included.) The trail is long, but it's there. And less anyone fear, the documents are well-secured, audited, and being reviewed by the best lawyers and accountants money can buy----no stone to be left unturned. Every slimy creature to be exposed to the light and salt of truth. So help me God. (Ever see what happens to a slimy slug when you pour salt on him? Stay tuned!)
The weather is fine out in the LeftCoast.
I'm glad you are pleased so far, my good FRiend. As you know, I've penned over 500 songs now and I fully expect them all to be available on this thread before we hit the 10,000 reply mark...LOL!!
"GREAT words, fitting phrases with great tunes and your singing is excellent too."
Muchas gracias, mi amiga...however, believe it or not, I've had a horrible case of strep throat for the last week so my singin' ain't up to it's usual snuff. Of course, even with strep, I can sing better than Mr. Vedder and that dude who sings lead fer the Stones, but my Jewel is sooooo hoarse that it's comin' off like Joplin. The anti-biotics have almost run their course, though, so the vocals will be plenty fine by the big release date for our next CD and the obligatory World Tour.
Left ain't gonna know what hit 'em...=^D!!
Utmost FReegards...MUD
YES!!! What excellent imagery for our upcoming Video...Bill Clinton/Osama bin Laden as slimey SLUGS and various FReepers and Bush Cabinet members as salt-pourin' PATRIOTS...I LOOOOOVE IT, mi amigo.
FReegards, you are not alone...MUD
I'd almost be inclined to say that the Loveable Fuzzball is obliged to interview JimRob fer his Newsletter, considering the way he ribbed us with the "Typical FReeper" picture earlier this year. If anybody has a copy of that picture--allegedly a compilation of us gun-totin', Star Trek-watchin', Skoal-dippin', Clinton-bashin', FistBoinker-disgusted troglodytes--I'd appreciate their posting it to this thread...LOL!!
"The weather is fine out in the LeftCoast."
Good to hear, mi amigo, it's looking like another wonderful day here in Richmond as well.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes...
The "buzz" is all around me...and I think the Country knows!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...the Media's Left's Ho's!
So if you cannot trust Slick...come on and let it show!!
[To Slick Willie hisself]
"You know I loathe you...you TRAITOR, Bill!!
Your wife is corrupt...but HildaBeast don't kneel...
Kneeled fer Vince Foster...so now he's DEAD!!
But on Justice...you can depend!!!"
I see Slick's face on TeeVee...that big ol' Punkin' Head...
Slick's just a thug, let's stop him...e-FReep Mudboy's "Black" thread!!
Slick sold our nukes to China...Our Country he did screw...
If he don't PLEAD GUILTY NOW...we'll Court-Martial, too!!
You know I loathe Bill...I always will...
He's just a YellaPUNK!! Mudboy's Wrath Slick will feel!
We're just beginning...there'll be no end...
'Cuz on JimRob...you can depend!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...bite me, Whore-al-do!!
So if you really loathe Bill...come on and let folks know!!
Come on, FReepers, let's go!!
Come on and let folks know...TELL SLICK IT'S TIME TO GO!!
FReegards...SurlyMUD
Is there no trace of humanity in these ZEALOTS?! Good vs. Evil has never been much clearer, IMHO.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
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