[Madame Dufarge]

and hire translators so the message would be understood by immigrants.

Wow, Portland must be rolling in dough, huh?

I was in the People's Republic of Portland the other day. The place absolutely makes my skin crawl. The political correctness is so thick that you have to cut your way through it with a lit cigarette.

[SheLion]

I was in the People's Republic of Portland the other day. The place absolutely makes my skin crawl. The political correctness is so thick that you have to cut your way through it with a lit cigarette.

Well, I hope all those people that are walking around with that stick up their b*tts have the money to sustain them through the tourist season coming up. ~ta ta

hehe!

[Mears]

The People's Republic of Newton,Ma is right up there with your Maine cities.It's a real "barf" place which I don't recognize anymore.

How do you like my new tagline? Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

[Leisler]

They're watching you.

[Uncle Jaque]

Aah, Portland...

Thanks to Chief "Philidelphia Phil" Chitwood, a "Gun-Free" Zone.

He does not care if we have a State CWP Permit or not; if we're caught packing in Portland Town, even if sober and minding our own legitimate business, he's promised to melt our gun down to make anchors with at the very least, even if he can't throw us in the hoosegow for political rectification.

What "Constitution"? We don't need no steenking "Constitution" in this Town!

Soon to be a "Tobacco Free Zone".

Can we safely consider it to be a certifiably "Freedom Free Zone" at this point?

As interesting a Town as Portland can be, I sort of avoid the place as much as I can these days. I would much rather go to Brunswick to eat out, see a show or whatever.

Sad to say, this whole bleedin' State is going the way of PC Portland and Lewiston, isn't it?