Mother Theresa and Marie Antoinette, all wrapped up in one.
How you must toss and turn on your tear-stained pillow at night, contemplating the helpless troglodytes that make up the "waitstaff/bartender" community.
Here they are, shanghaied daily to labor in workplaces they hate, helpless to escape.
Thank Heaven there are truly, truly caring overlords like you to officially worry about them.
Sniff.
I suppose we shall just tell them to eat cake ?
Hey Madame Dufarge!!!