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The FReeper Foxhole Honors our Veterans - November 11th, 2005
Department of Veterans Affairs and The Foxhole

Posted on 11/10/2005 9:22:39 PM PST by snippy_about_it



Lord,

Keep our Troops forever in Your care

Give them victory over the enemy...

Grant them a safe and swift return...

Bless those who mourn the lost.
.

FReepers from the Foxhole join in prayer
for all those serving their country at this time.



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U.S. Military History, Current Events and Veterans Issues

Where Duty, Honor and Country
are acknowledged, affirmed and commemorated.

Our Mission:

The FReeper Foxhole is dedicated to Veterans of our Nation's military forces and to others who are affected in their relationships with Veterans.

In the FReeper Foxhole, Veterans or their family members should feel free to address their specific circumstances or whatever issues concern them in an atmosphere of peace, understanding, brotherhood and support.

The FReeper Foxhole hopes to share with it's readers an open forum where we can learn about and discuss military history, military news and other topics of concern or interest to our readers be they Veteran's, Current Duty or anyone interested in what we have to offer.

If the Foxhole makes someone appreciate, even a little, what others have sacrificed for us, then it has accomplished one of it's missions.

We hope the Foxhole in some small way helps us to remember and honor those who came before us.

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Veterans Day



To our veterans - Thank You



Veterans Day

A day set aside to honor our country's living veterans. At the Foxhole honoring veterans is a major part of our mission.

Whereas we will not forget those who died or our POW/MIAs, and those who are currently serving, today we specifically honor those men and women living among us who have served our country in times past, our living veterans.

Especially here at the Foxhole we are blessed to have veterans as part of our Foxhole family both as readers and contributors.


We would like to welcome all our veterans to the Foxhole on this very special day as we attempt to honor you and thank you for your service to our country. Freedom is not free and our debt to you and those gone before you can never fully be paid. May God richly bless you all. Welcome home and we will never forget.

It matters not where, when or how your served; here at home or in a foreign land, in the air, at sea or on land; in peacetime or in war, on the battefield or behind a desk; on supply lines; as an engineer, a mechanic, an infantrymen, a cook or medic. You chose to volunteer or fullfilled your duty by the draft and served America and we are forever grateful. Every job is important as they all support each other and the cause of freedom.

Some sacrifices are greater, yes, and some service more dangerous than others, yet all service is sacrifice by the troop and their family and we highly respect that service. Some gave all, all gave some.

Thank you all - from SAM and snippy




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman." --Thomas Paine, Founding Father




"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional as to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their Nation."
--George Washington


"Let us solemnly remember the sacrifices of all those who fought so valiantly, on the seas, in the air, and on foreign shores, to preserve our heritage of freedom, and let us reconsecrate ourselves to the task of promoting an enduring peace so that their efforts shall not have been in vain."
--Dwight D. Eisenhower




Veterans Day is the day set aside to thank and honor ALL those who served honorably in the military - in wartime or peacetime. In fact, Veterans Day is largely intended to thank LIVING veterans for their service, to acknowledge that their contributions to our national security are appreciated, and to underscore the fact that all those who served - not only those who died - have sacrificed and done their duty.

--- Department of Veterans Affairs



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To: snippy_about_it

Oh how nice of you to think of Sam having some time off. ;)


LOL Well, have fun!


81 posted on 11/11/2005 5:26:07 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: Professional Engineer; alfa6; SAMWolf; snippy_about_it; bentfeather; Darksheare; PhilDragoo; ...
Good evening everyone!

To all our military men and women past and present, military family members, and to our allies who stand beside us
Thank You!

Today is designated as a day to honor and give thanks to our Veterans.
In my heart, and in the hearts of thousands if not millions, EVERY day is Veterans Day.
Without the men and women who have served our country over the years, we would live in an entirely different world.........one I doubt any of us would like.
Saying thank you never seems like enough but it's all I have to offer.....that and my unwavering support for our military.


82 posted on 11/11/2005 5:42:46 PM PST by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: snippy_about_it; SAMWolf; PhilDragoo
Happy Veterans Day, everybody.


83 posted on 11/11/2005 6:08:38 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Eveing Victoria. You get the day off?


84 posted on 11/11/2005 6:47:53 PM PST by SAMWolf (The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up)
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To: vox_PL

Evening vox_PL. Isn't it Polish Independence Day?


85 posted on 11/11/2005 6:48:53 PM PST by SAMWolf (The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up)
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To: SAMWolf
Hi Sam!!! I got the day off.

Long time no see.

86 posted on 11/11/2005 7:23:04 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

SLACKER!


87 posted on 11/11/2005 8:24:04 PM PST by Valin (Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum)
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To: Valin

LOL!


88 posted on 11/11/2005 8:30:05 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: radu

Hi radu, thanks for stopping in.


89 posted on 11/11/2005 8:47:55 PM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Good evening Victoria.


90 posted on 11/11/2005 8:48:10 PM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: snippy_about_it

Hi Snippy.


91 posted on 11/11/2005 8:48:56 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: snippy_about_it

LOL


92 posted on 11/11/2005 9:06:18 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Hey didja know it's Vet'rans day?)
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To: Professional Engineer

Can't think of a better role model.


93 posted on 11/11/2005 9:35:25 PM PST by Valin (Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum)
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To: snippy_about_it; All

Today was a very special day for Veterans everywhere. Today the commanders from our local American Legion and VFW posts accepted, on behalf of Veterans, an emblem that was created especially for the Veterans. To date, there has never been an "official" emblem for Veterans. Veterans clubs each have their own, but Veterans as a whole do not have one. By these two organizations accepting this presentation it moves us closer to making it an "official" Veterans emblem.

This I think is long overdue to many Veterans who deserve this kind of recognition. We decided to forego waiting for Congressional approval, which will take months or years, and make it a part of todays Veterans Day Ceremonies. It was only a local ceremony, but through the VFW and the American Legion we hope this finds its way into other posts across the country. We are also planning on a similar presentation to a Chapter of the VVA in another part of the state, after the first of the year.

We would like to be able to make this same kind of presentation to Veterans through other similar organizations throughout the upcoming year. Anyone who can help, please let me know.

I don't know how to post images here so cannot show you the emblem....any help would be appreciated.


Our thanks to all Veterans everywhere for their service in protecting our freedoms.


94 posted on 11/11/2005 10:20:46 PM PST by SafeReturn (Praying for Their Safe Return and for the families who wait for them. www.bluestarsforsafereturn.com)
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To: SafeReturn
HTML is recognized by the Post program. Just stick the HTML in the text of your post.

Really good HTML learning post:

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3aa5843c228c.htm

To post an image:

Right click the picture to paste here. Left click "copy image location". Paste where the "?" is, right between the two quotation marks. Do not use the ? at all, it just is marking the place.

<img src="?">

This puts in a picture the same size as it was originally.

I think I am saying this OK!

Make sure you preview, just hit Post without the box checked.

95 posted on 11/11/2005 11:33:17 PM PST by Iris7 ("Let me go to the house of the Father.")
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To: vox_PL; alfa6; snippy_about_it; SAMWolf; Professional Engineer; Peanut Gallery; The Mayor; ...

On This Day In History


Birthdates which occurred on November 12:
1790 Letitia Christian Tyler 1st wife of President Tyler
1815 Elizabeth Cady Stanton Johnstown NY, suffragist (80 Years & More)
1817 Bahá'u'lláh (Mirza Husayn Ali) founded Bahá'ís faith
1833 Aleksandr Borodin Russia, composer (Robert LeDiable)
1840 Auguste Rodin France, sculptor (Kiss, Thinker)
1841 Lord Rayleigh England, physicist/chancellor of Cambridge (1908-14)
1866 Sun Yat-sen father of modern China (ROC & PRC) (traditional)
1889 DeWitt Wallace St Paul MN, publisher, founded Readers Digest (1921)
1908 Harry A Blackmun Illinois, Supreme Court justice (70-94)
1912 Alphonse [Tuffy] Leemans NFL fullback (NY Giants)
1914 Roberto Cavanagh Argentina, polo (Olympic-gold-1936)
1918 Jo Stafford Coalinga CA, singer (I'll Never Smile Again)
1920 Richard Quine Detroit, actor (Clay Pigeon)
1922 Kim Hunter Detroit MI, actress (Bell, Book and Candle)
1929 Grace Kelly Phil, Monaco princess/actress (Philadelphia Story, Rear Window)
1934 Charles Manson [No Name Maddox], Cincinnati OH, criminal (Tate-Labianco)
http://www.crimelibrary.com/manson/mansonmain.htm
1935 Jerry Douglas actor (John-Young & Restless)
1937 Richard H Truly Fayette Miss, Rear Adm USN/astro (STS T-2, T-4, 2, 8)
1943 Brian Hyland Queens NY, rocker (She Wore an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini)
1945 Al Michaels Brooklyn, sportscaster (ABC Monday Night Baseball/Football)
1945 Neil Young Canada, singer/songwriter (Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
1961 Nadia Comaneci Onesti Romania, gymnast (Oly-gold-1976, 80)
1975 Angela Watson actress (Karen Foster-Step by Step)
1989 Paul Jessup actor (Mikie-Baby Talk)



Deaths which occurred on November 12:
1035 Canute "The Great" King of the Danes (1016-1035), dies at 41
1558 Rabbi Shalom Shakna ben Joseph founder of 1st Polish Yeshiva, dies
1600 John Craig, Scottish church reformer/James VI's court vicar, dies
1777 Rev. Benjamin Russen hanged at Tyburn, England for rape
1889 Robert Browning, English poet (Ring & Book), dies at 77
1939 Douglas Fairbanks, actor (Zorro, 3 Musketeers, Robin Hood), dies at 56
1941 Abe "Kid Twist" Reles NY gangster/police-informant, dies
1962 Sid Tomack actor (Jim Gillis-Life of Riley, My Friend Irma)
1987 Roger Lewis aviation exec (Lockheed, C Wright, Pan Am), dies at 75
1990 Eve Arden actress (Our Miss Brooks), dies at 82
1971 David Sarnoff, US TV pioneer (RCA), dies at 80
1990 Dave Willock actor (Queen of Outer Space), dies at 81
2000 Actor George Montgomery died in Rancho Mirage, Calif., at age 84.



Take A Moment To Remember
GWOT Casualties

Iraq
12-Nov-2003 18 | US: 2 | UK: 0 | Other: 16
IT Aiutante (Adjuvant) Alfonso Trincone An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Marescillo Capo Alfio Ragazzi An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Maresciallo Silvio Olla An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Meresciallo Filippo Merlino An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Carabiniere Scelto Horatio Maiorana An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Appuntato Domenico Intravaia An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Vice Brigadiere Ivan Ghitti An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Maresciallo Daniele Ghione An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Luogotenente Enzo Fregosi An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Carabiniere Scelto Andrea Filippa An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Tenente Massimiliano Ficuciello An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Caporal Maggiore Emanuele Ferraro An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Vice Brigadiere Giuseppe Coletta An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Aiutante (Adjuvant) Giovanni Cavallaro An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Caporale Alessandro Carrisi An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
IT Maresciallo Capo Massimiliano Bruno An Nasiriyah - Dhi Qar Hostile - hostile fire - car bomb
US Staff Sergeant Nathan J. Bailey Camp Arifjan Non-hostile - weapon discharge
US Specialist Robert A. Wise Baghdad Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack

12-Nov-2004 11 | US: 11 | UK: 0 | Other: 0
US Lance Corporal Nicholas H. Anderson Baghdad (20 mi. S of) Hostile - vehicle accident
US Sergeant James C. "J.C." Matteson Fallujah - Anbar Hostile - hostile fire - RPG attack
US Lance Corporal Brian A. Medina Al Anbar Province Hostile - hostile fire
US Lance Corporal David M. Branning Al Anbar Province Hostile - hostile fire
US Sergeant Jonathan B. Shields Fallujah - Anbar Non-hostile - vehicle accident
US 1st Lieutenant Edward D. Iwan Fallujah - Anbar Hostile - hostile fire - RPG attack
US Corporal Brian P. Prening Babil Province Hostile - hostile fire
US Corporal Nathan R. Anderson Al Anbar Province Hostile - hostile fire
US Sergeant Morgan W. Strader Al Anbar Province Hostile - hostile fire
US Corporal Jarrod L. Maher Baghdad (Abu Ghuraib) Non-hostile - weapon discharge
US Specialist Raymond L. White Baghdad (southern part) Hostile - hostile fire




Afghanistan
A GOOD DAY


http://icasualties.org/oif/
Data research by Pat Kneisler
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On this day...
0607 Boniface III ends his reign as Catholic Pope
1098 1st Crusaders capture and plunder Mara, Syria
1276 Edward I invades Wales
1428 Siege of Orléans Begins The siege of Orléans lasted until Joan of Arc persuaded King Charles VII of France to send an army to relieve the city in April.
1474 Isabella crowns herself queen of Castilia & Aragon
1533 Juan Diego said he saw the Virgin Mary on a hill near Mexico City; Our Lady of Guadalupe became the patron saint of all Latin America by 1910.
1775 General Washington forbids recruiting officers enlisting blacks
1792 In Vienna, Ludwig Van Beethoven (22) receives 1st lesson in music composition from Franz Joseph Haydn
1800 Washington DC established as capital of US
1859 Jules Leotard performs 1st Flying Trapeze circus act (Paris). He also designed the garment that bears his name
1864 William Tecumseh Sherman's Federal troops burn the City of Atlanta, Georgia
1892 Pudge Heffelfinger receives $500, becomes 1st pro football player
1892 Allegheny Athletic Association beats Pittsburgh Athletic Club, 4-0 in football
1910 1st Movie stunt: man jumps into Hudson river from a burning balloon
1915 Britain annexes Gilbert & Ellice Islands
1917 Father Edward J. Flanagan, a thirty-one-year-old Irish priest, founded Boys Town outside Omaha, Neb A home for troubled and neglected children, and a half-dozen boys enter to seek a better life.
1918 Emperor Karl of Austria-Hungary abdicates, Austria becomes a republic
1919 Ross & Smith start a 1 month flight from London to Australia
1920 Judge Kennesaw Mountain Landis elected 1st baseball commissioner
1921 Washington Conference for Limitation of Armaments
1927 Notre Dame's Fighting Irish changes blue jerseys for green
1925 Arthur Heinman coins term "motel," opens Motel Inn, San Luis Obispo, CA
1927 Trotsky expelled from Soviet CP; Stalin becomes undisputed dictator
1928 British steamer "Vestris" capsizes & sinks off Virginia, kills 110
1933 1st known photo of Loch Ness monster (or whatever) is taken
1933 1st Sunday football game in Philadelphia (previously illegal)
1936 1st TV Gardening show
1936 Oakland Bay Bridge opens
1938 Hermann Goering announces he wants Madagascar as a Jewish homeland
1939 Jews of Lodz Poland are ordered to wear yellow armbands
1941 WOV-AM & WNEW-AM in New York City swap call letters
1944 German battleship "Tirpitz" sunk off Norway
1946 1st driv-up bank window established (Chicago)
1946 Walt Disney's "Song Of The South" released
1948 Japanese premier Hideki Tojo sentenced to death by war crimes tribunal
1950 Gene Roberts sets NFL NY Giant rushing record (218 yards) vs Chicago Cards
1953 US district Judge Grim, rules NFL can black out TV home games
1954 Ellis Island, immigration station in NY Harbor, closed
1955 Date returned to in "Back to the Future" & "Back to the Future II"
1955 E Arcaro, E Sande & G Woolf 1st inductees in Jockey hall of fame
1956 Largest observed iceberg, 208 by 60 miles, 1st sighted
1960 Mercury-Redstone 1 test launch fails at 10 cm altitude
1964 Paula Murphy sets female land speed record 226.37 MPH
1965 Venera 2 launched by Soviet Union toward Venus
1966 Dick The Bruiser beats Mad Dog Vachon in Omaha, to become NWA champ
1966 High schooler Robert Smith kills 7 for fame
1969 Alexander Solzhenitsyn expelled from Soviet Writers Union
1975 Supreme Court Justice William O Douglas retired after 36 years
1977 New Orleans elects 1st black mayor, Ernest (Dutch) Morial
1979 US halts Iranian oil imports & freezes Iranian assets
1980 NYC Mayor Ed Koch admits to trying marijuana
1980 US space probe Voyager I approaches 77,000-mi (124,000 km) of Saturn
1981 1st balloon crossing of the Pacific is completed (Double Eagle V)
1981 2nd shuttle mission-1st time spacecraft launched twice (Columbia 2)
1981 Billy Martin named AL Manager of the Year (Oakland A's)
1982 Yuri V Andropov succeeds Leonid Brezhnev as Soviet leader
1984 Space shuttle astronauts snared a satellite 1st space salvage
1987 Heavy snow closes schools from DC to Maine
1988 Japan beats MLB All-Star team 5-4 in Tokyo (Game 6 of 7)
1989 Brazil holds 1st free presidential election in 29 years
1991 "Full House" 100th episode-The twins are born

1992 In his first formal post-election news conference, President-elect Clinton presented a detailed blueprint for action once he took office, and promised his administration would have the strictest ethical guidelines in history.

1996 The worst mid-air collision in aviation history. A Saudi Arabian Boeing 747 with 312 passengers crashed into a Kazak Airlines Ilyushin Il-76 with 39, all 349 passengers and crew were killed.
1997 Ramzi Ahmed and Eyad Ismoil, were convicted of involvement in the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center in New York.
2000 A divided U.S. Supreme Court reversed a state court decision for recounts in Florida's contested election, effectively transforming George W. Bush into the president-elect. (The high court agreed, 7-to-2, to reverse the Florida court's order of a state recount and voted 5-to-4 that there was no acceptable procedure by which a timely new recount could take place.)
2001 Taliban forces abandoned Kabul and Northern Alliance forces moved in to the capital.
2002 A new tape surfaced from terrorist "mastermind" Osama bin Laden in which he warned U.S. allies to be ready for the consequences of supporting Washington against his al-Qaida network (NOTE: You are now supposed to be quaking with fear. You might also want to run in circles waving your arms screaming in a loud voice "We're all going to die, we're all going to die!")
(Q: What's the difference between Osama bin Laden & a 200 lbs bag of fertilizer?
A: About 15 lbs.)
2003 Imelda Ortiz Abdala, a former Mexican consul to Lebanon, was arrested on charges of helping a smuggling ring move Arab migrants into the United States from Mexico. Federal agents over the previous 2 days arrested alleged ring leader Salim Boughader Mucharrafille along with alleged collaborators Melissa Ataja Valdez and Orlando Alfaro, in Tijuana


Holidays
Note: Some Holidays are only applicable on a given "day of the week"

Austria : Republic Day (1918)
Bermuda : Rememberance Day
Saudi Arabia : Coronation Day
Taiwan : Sun Yat Sen's Birthday (1866)
Women's Organizations : Elizabeth Cady Stanton Day (1815)
West Germany : Repentance Day
World : International Cat Week Ends
Aviation History Month


Religious Observances
Old RC : Commemoration of Martin I, pope (649-55)
RC : Memorial of St Josaphat Kuncevyc, bishop/martyr
Ang : Commemoration of Charles Simeon, priest


Religious History
1556 Dutch Anabaptist reformer Menno Simons wrote in a letter: 'I can neither teach nor live by the faith of others. I must live by my own faith as the Spirit of the Lord has taught me through His Word.'
1701 The Carolina Assembly passed a Vestry Act making the Church of England the official religion of the Carolina Colony. (Strong opposition by Quakers and other resident Nonconformists forced the colony's proprietors to revoke their legislation two years later.)
1818 Birth of Henri F. Hemy, English church organist. Of his several original compositions, best known is the tune ST. CATHERINE, to which we commonly sing the hymn, "Faith of Our Fathers."
1899 American evangelist Dwight Lyman Moody, 62, began his last evangelistic campaign in Kansas City, Missouri. Becoming ill during the last service, Moody was unable to complete his message, and died a few days later, on Dec 22.
1954 American Presbyterian missionary Francis Schaeffer wrote in a letter: 'Loyalty to organizations and movements has always tended over time to take the place of loyalty to the person of Christ.'

Source: William D. Blake. ALMANAC OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Minneapolis: Bethany House, 1987.


HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS


By NICK JEFFREYS
Roswell, N.M.

MOST people have been abducted by aliens, say some UFO experts -- so odds are you're one of them.

"Extraterrestrials possess the ability to wipe human memory clean," said Dr. J. Albert Longneck, a UFO investigator from Houston, Texas. "You could be kidnapped once or twice a week and you wouldn't remember a thing."

But there are detectable signs that you've been taken aboard a spacecraft and examined, according to Dr. Longneck. Here is a revealing excerpt from his upcoming book Did I Forget I Was Kidnapped By Aliens?

•You're drunk a lot -- Aliens take advantage of boozers because they're used to forgetting huge blocks of time and some really embarrassing stuff, said Dr. Longneck. ETs appreciate drunks because they don't have to waste their memory- wiper ammunition, which is expensive. They pick up a lot of people stumbling out of bars.
•You are mentally ill -- No one believes a psycho when he says he was in a space ship. Extraterrestrials take advantage of that fact by lurking around insane asylums and psychiatrist offices.
•You find a lot of puncture marks in your arms and you can't remember injecting yourself -- "These are from routine alien blood tests," said the expert.
•During an X-ray, your doctor discovers you are missing an internal organ you know you were born with -- "A lot of times aliens take out spleens, a lung, a kidney, an appendix so they can examine them closely," explained Dr. Longneck. Despite their advanced intellect, sometimes they simply forget to put them back.
•You wake up and can't remember everyday things like your name, the year, your address, your spouse's name, etc. -- "The alien scientists have sliced out a vital part of your brain," said Dr. Longneck.
•You cut yourself and your blood is green -- "This is when they've accidentally sucked out too much of your blood and had to give you a blood transfusion from their own blood bank," explained the expert.
•You suddenly find yourself in a foreign country thousands of miles from where you live -- "Aliens have a very bad sense of direction and can't read maps worth a damn," said Dr. Longneck. "They'll circle around the globe a lot, then get disgusted and just give their human abductees the boot when it's dinnertime -- alien wives are not very understanding."
•You look in the mirror and see that your nose is suddenly smaller -- "Many extraterrestrials are interested in plastic surgery techniques and will try them out on their captives," said Dr. Longneck.
•You develop an irrational fear of going to the doctor when it's never bothered you before -- "Your subconscious is telling you you've been poked, prodded, injected and probed enough," said Dr. Longneck.
•You suddenly discover you are missing a limb -- "You know you started out the day with two arms and two legs, and yet, when it's time to go to bed, one is missing," said Dr. Longneck. "This is an indication they have kept one of your limbs for dissection purposes."



Thought for the day :
"Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."
Auguste Rodin


98 posted on 11/12/2005 8:10:03 AM PST by Valin (Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum)
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To: Iris7

Well, that would be good if I knew how to write HTML...but I don't, I leave that to my webmaster. I would be happy to e-mail the image to someone who does have the ability to write HTML to have it posted for all to see.


99 posted on 11/12/2005 8:57:51 AM PST by SafeReturn (Praying for Their Safe Return and for the families who wait for them. www.bluestarsforsafereturn.com)
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To: vox_PL; snippy_about_it; bentfeather; Samwise; Peanut Gallery; Wneighbor; Valin; alfa6; Iris7; ...
Good morning ladies and gents. Flag-o-Gram.


100 posted on 11/12/2005 9:25:40 AM PST by Professional Engineer (Hey didja know it's Vet'rans day?)
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