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To: sinkspur
After we vote, some pinheads try to make us wear "I voted" buttons. Seeing as how so many American Catholics desire their Church ape secular fashion, why not have the Priests hand out "I confessed" buttons and only those wearing those buttons will be allowed Communion?

When you are inside the multiple-use worship space, if you approach the sunken circle formally known as the Sanctuary to have a thrice-divorced, planned-parenthood-employed, Eucharistic Babe hand you Communion she will not be permitted to do so unless you have on your, for this month, August "I confessed button."

76 posted on 08/26/2003 6:47:30 AM PDT by As you well know...
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To: As you well know...
"When you are inside the multiple-use worship space, if you approach the sunken circle formally known as the Sanctuary to have a thrice-divorced, planned-parenthood-employed, Eucharistic Babe hand you Communion she will not be permitted to do so unless you have on your, for this month, August "I confessed button."

This makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time. How true/sad.
85 posted on 08/26/2003 1:03:55 PM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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"I confessed" buttons

LOL! You are too clever!

thrice-divorced, planned-parenthood-employed, Eucharistic Babe

...with the cleavage showing...

95 posted on 08/26/2003 2:02:39 PM PDT by Bigg Red
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