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Satan joins the Moonies!

Posted on 04/10/2003 12:57:38 PM PDT by fishtank

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To: drstevej
Mouse Kate Ear?
161 posted on 04/14/2003 6:08:16 PM PDT by JesseShurun (The Hazzardous Duke)
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To: JesseShurun
"Gidget's Summer Reunion" (1985)
162 posted on 04/14/2003 6:17:46 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
was the Islammanite singing "Moonshadows" and is it still a bar in Malibu?
163 posted on 04/14/2003 6:21:23 PM PDT by JesseShurun (The Hazzardous Duke)
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To: JesseShurun
Perhaps it was a Nephite singing of Moon men casting shaddows.
164 posted on 04/14/2003 6:24:06 PM PDT by drstevej
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To: JesseShurun
Still.
165 posted on 04/14/2003 6:25:52 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: drstevej
dick tracey had a moonwoman, and once a month there was a bad moon rising...
166 posted on 04/14/2003 6:26:27 PM PDT by JesseShurun (The Hazzardous Duke)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
romantic
167 posted on 04/14/2003 6:30:50 PM PDT by JesseShurun (The Hazzardous Duke)
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To: drstevej
[I must be psychic]

You mean like Tonto or Gabbie Hayes? Oh wait - I thought you said sidekick.

168 posted on 04/14/2003 7:24:09 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Athanasius contra mundum!)
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To: Alex Murphy
Groan!
169 posted on 04/14/2003 8:03:49 PM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you read - ESPECIALLY *** ones)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg; Revelation 911; drstevej; JesseShurun; Alex Murphy; Wrigley
Good thing God can't figure that out, or you'd be ******.

See, I've been tryin' to post back to that all afternoon and kept gettin' distracted by like work and ****.

But I was just wonderin'. Does he really think that when he types "lying sack of **** diatribe," that people have to guess what he means?

Asterisks are like condoms for swear words, but the deed still gets done.

170 posted on 04/14/2003 8:15:09 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (HHD, FRM, RFA)
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To: Alex Murphy

171 posted on 04/14/2003 8:26:20 PM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you read - ESPECIALLY *** ones)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Does he really think that when he types "lying sack of **** diatribe," that people have to guess what he means?
Probably not............
172 posted on 04/14/2003 8:28:36 PM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you read - ESPECIALLY *** ones)
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To: Alex Murphy; JesseShurun; Corin Stormhands; Elsie; Wrigley; Revelation 911
"Gabby Hayes"

http://members.tripod.com/jerry_waite_b/sound_bites/southward_ho/whippersnapper.wav

Sounds like a certain (FR-5th) father could've used Gabby's help.
173 posted on 04/14/2003 8:35:28 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Hopalong Cassidy
was my favorite!

174 posted on 04/14/2003 8:58:16 PM PDT by restornu ("Yesterday was the past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift. That's why they call it the presen)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Asterisks are like condoms for swear words, only the deed still gets done.

LOL!

Shelley? Keats? Byron? Smith?

175 posted on 04/14/2003 9:04:04 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: P-Marlowe
Wonder what would happen if I alleged that "Jews don't worship the same God as Christians?"

You'd probably find that most Jews would agree with that statement.

Not the Jews I know, at any rate. Generally speaking, Jews do recognize that Christians worship the same God we do: the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. We differ in how many persons we believe are found in the Godhead, but we worship the same Being.

Judaism teaches that the righteous of all nations will have a place in the World to Come. Generally, we believe that Christianity is an acceptable form of monotheism for Gentiles. In fact, Maimonides wrote that despite the strict monotheism of Islam, he preferred Christianity for the reason that Christianity believes in the inspired nature of the Hebrew scriptures (Islam teaches that they have been corrupted).

176 posted on 04/14/2003 10:20:33 PM PDT by malakhi (fundamentalist unitarian)
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To: malakhi
I don't think that Jews believe that Jesus is the God they worship. Thus unless the Jew is willing to accept that Jesus is God, then obviously they are not worshiping the same God as the Orthodox Christian.

Now do you as a Jew worship Jesus? It is a requirement of Orthodox Christianity. It would appear to be an abomination to an Orthodox Jew.

So, with that in mind, do we worshp the same God? Is there really a meeting of the minds on who this God person is?

177 posted on 04/14/2003 10:28:41 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (The Weather outside is frightsome but here it's white and delightsome.-- Is delightsome a real word?)
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To: P-Marlowe
I don't think that Jews believe that Jesus is the God they worship. Thus unless the Jew is willing to accept that Jesus is God, then obviously they are not worshiping the same God as the Orthodox Christian.

That is one angle to look at it, and it is the angle that, from the standpoint of Judaism, makes Christianity look problematic.

On the other hand, though, orthodox Christianity does teach that Jesus is God (specifically, the second person of the trinity) made flesh. Now, you and I disagree about whether God is one person or three, and we disagree about whether God became man. But the God we are talking about -- the God who we agree acts in the Hebrew scriptures, and the God Christians believe became incarnate in Jesus -- is one and the same. We disagree about God's nature, and about what He did, but we are still talking about the same Being.

Let me give an analogy. Take an average liberal and an average conservative. Now, they would hold profoundly different opinions about Bill Clinton as a man, and what sort of job he did. But they would agree that he was President of the United States from 1993 to 2001.

178 posted on 04/14/2003 10:38:07 PM PDT by malakhi (fundamentalist unitarian)
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To: malakhi
On the other hand, though, orthodox Christianity does teach that Jesus is God (specifically, the second person of the trinity) made flesh.

Excellent point. So why is it that every Jew who comes to that realization (that Jesus is YHVH manifest in the flesh) is immediately rejected by the whole of Judaism and is no longer recognized by Jews as being a Jew?

Or do you believe that there is such an animal as a Jew for Jesus, or a Messianic Jew?

And if there is, then why is Israel so adamant about prohibiting the Jews for Jesus people from proselytizing Jews in Israel? Aren't they (according to your definition) just Jews who believe in Jesus?

You can be an atheist Jew, you can be a Zen Bhuddist Jew, but it seems that you can't be a Christian Jew? Am I wrong?

179 posted on 04/14/2003 10:49:02 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (The Weather outside is frightsome but here it's white and delightsome.-- Is delightsome a real word?)
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To: P-Marlowe
So why is it that every Jew who comes to that realization (that Jesus is YHVH manifest in the flesh) is immediately rejected by the whole of Judaism and is no longer recognized by Jews as being a Jew?

Technically speaking, a Jew who ceases to practice Judaism remains a Jew. He might be considered apostate, but he would not need to "reconvert" if he changed his mind and wished to return. When people say "he is no longer Jewish", they are either speaking in error, or referring specifically to his religious practice.

With regards to why Jews react so vehemently when a Jew becomes a Christian, I think there are two factors to consider. First, there is the almost 2,000 years of history to consider. Up until fairly recently, Jews suffered a good deal of persecution at the hands of certain Christians. It may not be fair for Jews today to hold this against Christians today, but it is a reality. And unfortunately (as a quick google search would reveal) there remain some self-professed Christians today who continue to hold anti-semitic beliefs.

Second, it is a matter of religious identity. Every religious body has the right to define what it means to be a member of that group. If I strongly held beliefs in free will and conditional salvation, I wouldn't fit in well in a Calvinist church. If I rejected the teaching authority of the popes and the bishops, I wouldn't really be a Catholic. And so on. Central to Jewish belief is that God is One, indivisible and unchangeable. Beliefs such as the trinity and the incarnation, as defined by orthodox Christianity, just don't fit into Judaism as Judaism defines itself. Conversely, orthodox Christians would probably say that a person who is a unitarian or a tritheist is not really a Christian.

Or do you believe that there is such an animal as a Jew for Jesus, or a Messianic Jew?

They exist. How they choose to define themselves is their own decision. Whether or not other Jewish denominations wish to accept them is their decision.

And if there is, then why is Israel so adamant about prohibiting the Jews for Jesus people from proselytizing Jews in Israel?

I don't know what the specific motivations are. I do know that many Jews object to the tactics used by certain messianic groups.

You can be an atheist Jew, you can be a Zen Bhuddist Jew, but it seems that you can't be a Christian Jew? Am I wrong?

Again, it depends from what perspective you are looking. From the standpoint of birth, all of the above would be Jews. Orthodox Judaism would see all of the above as apostate. And both Conservative and Reform Judaism define themselves differently than Orthodoxy.

180 posted on 04/14/2003 11:16:27 PM PDT by malakhi (fundamentalist unitarian)
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