[Alex Murphy]

I want to be a pocket-fisher of men, too! I humbly ask request that my ministry be one to metahumans, those empowered with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Either that, or a ministry to unemployed weatherman. I'm not picky.

I also humbly submit that, for the observance of the sacred rite of Holy Baptism, we do not practice immersion, pouring, or sprinkling.

I propose we baptise by spraying....

[drstevej]

Baptism by spraying is now approved for meta-humans (no proxy spraying however, too [FR 5th Amendment]!)

The additional ministry assignment to gagged meteorologists is also approved. You do have a heart for the downtrodden, Cardinal Murphy.

-Pope Peil, the pocket fisher of men