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To: Salvation; RnMomof7; Catholicguy
The Five New Mysteries (Humanae Americana Moderna)

1. The visitation of fuzz in my belly-button.
2. The assumption of one of my favorite socks from the dryer.
3. Discerment and Interpretation of foreign tongues at the Walmart.
4. Death and resurection of the Susan B. Anthony dollar
5. Full Deliverance from Starbucks and Krispy Kremes

Sorry. Couldn't resist ;)

47 posted on 02/12/2003 1:22:00 PM PST by Ex-Wretch
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To: Ex-Wretch
The mystery is that He chooses to save any of us..people need to meditate on that...So much time spent on self effort..so little rest in His grace
52 posted on 02/12/2003 3:10:37 PM PST by RnMomof7
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To: Ex-Wretch
I don't appreciate your scorn.

Begone!
54 posted on 02/12/2003 5:28:23 PM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Ex-Wretch; All
Well, I laughed! But I think religious humor IS funny!

Come on people, lighten up!!
56 posted on 02/12/2003 9:36:37 PM PST by bonfire
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