[A.J.Armitage]

Say there, AJ. What kinda heathen ARE you??

A white one. The piddling Mormon god has had a day, and I'm still almost as white as Bigham Young's sheets. Maybe he's waiting for summer -- the heathen went to the beach white and delightsome, and behold, his skin is now darkened.

[Elsie]

Well.... if you saw (read - could stomache) the special(?) on Michael Jackson tonight, you would have noted that HE is just getting more and MORE delightsome as he ages!

Perhaps he's switched allegience from the JW of his youth to the LDS organization.