Posted on 03/30/2002 7:53:37 PM PST by malakhi
Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty, but it is religion and morality alone which can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand. The only foundation of a free constitution is pure virtue. - John Adams |
Genesis 6
7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.
9 These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.
While visiting Ohio last week, I was listening to WKBN radio Youngstown, and they were saying that the ATF, (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms) who had an office in Youngstown, was moving out, because of the cost incurred to their automobiles from vandalism in their own downtown parking lot.
Whers Jim Traficant when you need him? Lol
And Jims thinking of running for office from his jail cell.
Whodofthunkit JH :-)
Pope Piel I
The Pocket Fisher of Men
Now taking applications for positions once the white smoke goes up and yours truly dons the white and gold chest high waders.
Coming Soon:
A Three Par Golf Course on the Vatican Grounds
A Vatican QVC channel hosted by Mrs. Pope Piel
A High-tech Surround Sound Sistine Theater run by the Pope's (yes they are legitimate) kids
A Worldwide Chain of Torquemada Hotels where guests can leave their heresy behind (or else)
A Worldwide Pay-Per-View Humiliation and Expulsion of the Lavendar Mafia to raise Funds for the victims.
Not Coming Soon:
No Koran kissing or sniffing
No clown or hula masses
No Altar-ettes doing New Age swirling dances and offering loaves of Wonder Bread
Introducing the amazing...
What they are saying about Pope Piel ...
Sacerdotally Infallible
by Pope Piel and the Cardinalettes
[to the tune of Simply Irresistable by Robert Palmer]
How can it be possible?
Did we miss an encyclical?
That kind of choice is heretical
He's anything but typical
He's a pope you'll endorse, he's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform, and there's no other choice
The NO used to look good to me, but now I find him
Sacerdotally infallible, Sacerdotally infallible!
He's so fine, there's no tellin' where Mahoney went
He's got spine, those poofsters have to go!
Sacerdotally infallible!
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