You're projecting.
Seriously, if you listen to the other side at all, you should acquire a familiarity with their thinking and arguments. It's true; any E regular on these threads could pose undetectably as a C.
But the C side has a religious horror of E logic. They cannot put the hat on. (Perhaps they'd go to Hell if they did.)
Yes, I'm the one proclaiming teeth posing as full creatures, a replica posing as the real thing, Mesonychus posing as a whale etc. etc
There is no religious horror to posing the true Darwinian logic evidenced in Kipling's Just So stories, it is just not rational to do so.