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Female Pastor has Most Cringe Church Moment Ever 🤦♀️
Conservative Twins ^
| May 16, 2025
| Conservative Twins
Posted on 05/16/2025 1:59:52 PM PDT by Morgana
"...As soon as I look at this pastor I know something's wrong..."
TOPICS: General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant
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posted on
05/16/2025 1:59:52 PM PDT
by
Morgana
To: Morgana
Do we know which church this is?
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:10:13 PM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Morgana
What Man would sit through anything that THAT has to say?
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:13:58 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Morgana
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:18:38 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: Morgana
That’s a female? . . . Are they sure?
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:18:49 PM PDT
by
AFB-XYZ
(( We have two options: 1. Stand up, or 2. Bend over))
To: NFHale
None that I know well. Possibly one.
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:19:48 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: Morgana
I would never attend a church with a female pastor. If you are dumb enough to do so, well...
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:22:01 PM PDT
by
packrat35
(Pureblood! No clot shot for me!)
To: Morgana
1 Timothy 2:12
Genesis 9:12-17
Nuff said!
To: Morgana
Hey this whole ‘tolerance’ thing has gone off the rails, over the bridge and crashed and burned in the canyon. It’s done no one any good at all.
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:25:53 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(I've never seen such morons... Have you?)
To: Bullish
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:50:20 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: NFHale
A mentally challenged hen pecked one.
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:50:38 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Jim W N
Most likely a liberal denomination.
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:51:27 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:51:51 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: No name given
Call ‘em “leftist” not “liberal”.
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:54:47 PM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Morgana
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posted on
05/16/2025 2:58:40 PM PDT
by
ABStrauss
(I miss Rulsh!!!!!)
To: Morgana
Was it her?
To: Morgana
Gonna go out on a limb and say she doesn’t preach against homosexuality.
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posted on
05/16/2025 4:05:18 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: NFHale
A doctor acquaintance insisted that I attend his church. Kept at it everytime I would see him. So I went. His church at a woman minister. She came decked out in robe that had about six yards of cloth.
The funny thing about her was that while she preached, everything was metaphorical or symbolic. The flood was merely pertubations in Noah’s mind. That is the main one I remember, but all were like that.
So you can understand my surprise when she started talking about tithing to her at the conclusion of her “sermon.” Tithing meant ten percent of your income. Nothing metaphorical, symbolic at all. Literal.
Samuel Johnson”: ‘Sir, a woman’s preaching is like a dog’s walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.”
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posted on
05/16/2025 4:15:22 PM PDT
by
odawg
To: odawg
The funny thing about her was that while she preached, everything was metaphorical or symbolic. The flood was merely perturbations in Noah’s mind. I've heard that kind of thing before. I can handle the belief that a few things are symbolic (i.e. Revelation 1's description of Jesus' appearance in John's vision having a sword come out of his mouth, eyes of fire, etc.) But don't say the whole Bible should be read like someone's having an LDS trip.
(Note: the mistype of LSD was intentional, live long and prosper)
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posted on
05/16/2025 4:22:25 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: odawg
I’d have walked out.
Raised Roman Catholic. Still remember- and miss - the Latin mass.
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posted on
05/16/2025 4:29:11 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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