The Bee does it again!
Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-travel-from-africa-to-reach-the-united-methodist-church
UMC is just a liberal social club.
“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”
Goes a long way to explain why ‘Mom’ was such an apologist for the Ukrainian government.
They deliberately left out the African delegates because they knew they would vote against it. A bit underhanded for a church, I think.
"That is roughly 25% of our delegates. Ten months ago we began sending letters and emails and making phone calls, alerting the Commission on General Conference and some of our bishops that there was a problem. Many of these communications never received a single response," the statement alleged.
So the homosexual junta procedurally disenfranchised the African Methodists to rig the vote in favor of the homosexual takeover? That should become a landmark in the evolution of Intersectional Theology. Homosexuality trumps race.
As a practical matter, we can probably be more specific: WHITE homosexuality trumps basic procedural fairness to black people.
The woke dragon will devour its own. It's always good to know who is on top at any given moment.
This is emotionally difficult for people. They need to remember that God hasn’t changed, only misled people have. Just stay with God and leave the misled.
It’s a fag church Jim
methodist is no longer even a Christian denomination, it is now simply:
The Church of Latter-Day Sodomites.