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1 posted on 05/04/2024 10:48:24 AM PDT by Morgana
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The Bee does it again!

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-travel-from-africa-to-reach-the-united-methodist-church


2 posted on 05/04/2024 11:00:47 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: Morgana

UMC is just a liberal social club.


3 posted on 05/04/2024 11:01:39 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Morgana

“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”


4 posted on 05/04/2024 11:03:16 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: Morgana

Goes a long way to explain why ‘Mom’ was such an apologist for the Ukrainian government.


5 posted on 05/04/2024 11:18:02 AM PDT by BobL
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They deliberately left out the African delegates because they knew they would vote against it. A bit underhanded for a church, I think.


9 posted on 05/04/2024 12:10:16 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)
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To: Morgana
The African delegates blamed the UMC establishment for failing to properly invite 70 African delegates in time for them to travel to the General Conference, further biasing the proceedings.

"That is roughly 25% of our delegates. Ten months ago we began sending letters and emails and making phone calls, alerting the Commission on General Conference and some of our bishops that there was a problem. Many of these communications never received a single response," the statement alleged.

So the homosexual junta procedurally disenfranchised the African Methodists to rig the vote in favor of the homosexual takeover? That should become a landmark in the evolution of Intersectional Theology. Homosexuality trumps race.

As a practical matter, we can probably be more specific: WHITE homosexuality trumps basic procedural fairness to black people.

The woke dragon will devour its own. It's always good to know who is on top at any given moment.

11 posted on 05/04/2024 12:15:24 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: Morgana

This is emotionally difficult for people. They need to remember that God hasn’t changed, only misled people have. Just stay with God and leave the misled.


12 posted on 05/04/2024 12:28:37 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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To: Morgana

It’s a fag church Jim


13 posted on 05/04/2024 12:36:34 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: Morgana

methodist is no longer even a Christian denomination, it is now simply:

The Church of Latter-Day Sodomites.


14 posted on 05/04/2024 2:23:22 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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