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Church’s ‘Super Bowl’ Commercial Features Poop. A Lot of Poop. A Disgustingly and Graphic Amount of Poop
Protestia ^ | February 14, 2024 | staff

Posted on 02/15/2024 3:09:23 PM PST by Morgana

Crossroads Church is a multisite megachurch in Cincinnati, Ohio. Led by Senior Pastor Brian Tome, it is one of the fastest-growing and largest churches in America, consisting of nearly 40,000 members spread across fourteen locations in the Ohio and Kentucky area.

Seeker-sensitive to the extreme, their mantra is “anything short of sin is up for grabs,” resulting in the frequent abomination that is their Superbowl Sunday sermon series.

Each year, they transform their church lobby into a stadium or a tailgate party and stage a ‘Super Bowl of Preaching contest’ between pastors, who enter the arena like MMA fighters or boxers and play secular songs during the ‘half-time show,’ which we have documented here, engaging in wild acts of paganism like kicking a bible into the crowd. (see below)

But a church-themed Super Bowl service wouldn’t be complete without featuring some Super Bowl commercials, and Crossroads Church created its own, playing them to tens of thousands of congregants One commercial was of a fake app letting parents bet on their kids, and another was a service for married couples to communicate better.

Then there is a commercial for “roadside assistance,” which is a service dreamed up for adults who “crap their pants in public” recreated in exquisitely graphic and disgusting detail.

For more from this church: VIDEO ON LINK

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I have to wonder if AAA really did sponsor that? If they didn't they need to sue.
1 posted on 02/15/2024 3:09:23 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Wow, these people are juvenile.


2 posted on 02/15/2024 3:15:41 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: No name given

I suspect it’s worse than that. Isn’t there a feces/demonic connection?

Anyone ever heard of this?


3 posted on 02/15/2024 3:36:07 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

Brandon is living proof!


4 posted on 02/15/2024 3:44:55 PM PST by xp38
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To: Morgana

Super Bowel.


5 posted on 02/15/2024 4:04:07 PM PST by Romulus
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To: Morgana

We’ve got a church like that in Fairbanks that has been growing. Their pastor says they they’ll do everything short of sinning to get people into the church. He’s said it multiple times. They use all sorts of gimmicks and stuff to get people in the seats.
But if you’re a person in real need and Biblical counseling, they don’t have time for it. A friend of mine that needed marital counseling, only got a short 30 minute visit from 1 of their pastors who told them the only reason he was doing it was because he married them 9 years prior. Otherwise he didn’t have time.


6 posted on 02/15/2024 4:40:19 PM PST by vpintheak (Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. )
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To: Morgana

SUPPOSEDLY, demonic “presences” are SOMETIMES accompanied by the, uhhh, stench.

SUPPOSEDLY.

I have ZERO authoritative basis, only a remote memory — possibly a remnant of a snatch from a read-through of “The Amityville Horror” 50 years ago. No idea where the authors got the idea, but it always sounded like something concocted by some Jesuit frat boy exorcist channeling Freud.


7 posted on 02/15/2024 4:41:15 PM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Morgana

The worship at Baal-Peor was the worship of poop.

https://lavatoryreader.typepad.com/the-lavatory-reader/2009/10/the-worship-of-baal-a-religion-based-on-excrement.html


8 posted on 02/15/2024 4:45:40 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

That’s it! I knew it was one of them. I went and read up on Ba’al and that was some sick stuff.


9 posted on 02/15/2024 5:11:37 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

My thought as well. They couldn’t have. Could they? If not, they won’t be pleased.


10 posted on 02/15/2024 5:32:35 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (The Truth is like a lion. You don't need to defend it. Let it loose and it will defend itself.)
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To: Morgana

There’s NO business like SHOW business!!! But this is much worse than that. I have attended churches of many different traditions and I have never experienced anything close to this. But we have a largely crude, rotted-out, and juvenile culture, so I guess it’s no surprise that some “churches” will think they have to embrace that.


11 posted on 02/15/2024 5:32:47 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: Morgana

Getting pagan with the worship of Baal Peor.


12 posted on 02/15/2024 6:08:46 PM PST by Tom Tetroxide
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To: Morgana

A sure sign of homosexuality in the mix.


13 posted on 02/15/2024 6:40:51 PM PST by DesertRhino (16 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI)
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To: Morgana

Unless the dueling preachers are preaching things other than the Gospel, no harm done. Getting the people involved is the first step in getting the message out.


14 posted on 02/16/2024 3:16:46 PM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH!)
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