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Employee Gives Tour of Megachurch: You Can, Like, Drop Your Kids Off Here and Enjoy Church
Disntr ^ | September 28, 2023 | staff

Posted on 10/05/2023 8:26:59 PM PDT by Morgana

For years, I’ve vociferously criticized the megachurch movement for its lack of concern for the gospel while morphing into venues more akin to circuses and entertainment hubs than houses of God. In fact, most of these megachurches are an appalling departure from the biblical duty of the church—to preach the Word, uphold the truths, and feed Christ’s sheep. Instead, it chooses to pacify the masses with watered-down messages and theatrical spectacles. In the words of the great Charles Spurgeon, “The devil has seldom done a cleverer thing than hinting to the church that part of their mission is to provide entertainment for the people, with a view to winning them.”

At Longhollow Church in Hendersonville, TN, we see a demonstration of exactly this attitude toward church—an entertainment session designed to make people comfortable by offering amenities akin to a stay at a luxury hotel in Las Vegas. Flailing around like a fairy in a kid’s movie, an employee gives us a tour of Longhollow, demonstrating the church’s obsession with comfort and relaxation:

“So this is like our kids area,” she says. “I’m gonna show you guys the theater, kind of dark in here right now because it’s the weekday. But like here’s the airplane and then the stage… have two other theaters for different grades.

“So on a Sunday morning, you would like drop your kids off here and then you get to go enjoy church So this is the main foyer,” she continued. Because, that’s what church is all about—dumping off your kids to some unqualified babysitter for a couple hours while you go “enjoy church.”

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Go to a place filled with people you don't know and leave your kids with them. HELL NO. Not even a church.
1 posted on 10/05/2023 8:26:59 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

By 3rd or 4th grade a child should be in regular church services.


2 posted on 10/05/2023 8:30:12 PM PDT by LukeL
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To: Morgana

Most churches these days require background checks.

But I agree about being careful with kids.

Especially around priests.


3 posted on 10/05/2023 8:31:20 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything)
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To: LukeL

When I was growing up a lot of Protestant churches had something called “Junior Church”. The age cut off varied from age 12 to even up to high school depending on the church.

Maybe this is what this church calls it now, “Children’s Church” or something like that, but I know we had it back in the 70’s and 80’s it was just not a theatre production.


4 posted on 10/05/2023 8:40:06 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana

My thoughts exactly.


5 posted on 10/05/2023 8:52:03 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: LukeL

I agree.


6 posted on 10/05/2023 8:52:16 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Morgana

Like.......no.


7 posted on 10/05/2023 9:05:01 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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To: Morgana

I’m an old school 19th century cathedral church type guy. Had a friend once try to get me to go to a Megachurch. Very sterile and copped a cult vibe off it .


8 posted on 10/05/2023 10:54:35 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1 ( )
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To: Morgana

I attend a very small church in a conservative denomination. We have children’s church for kids from age 3 to 18. The kids are in the sanctuary with the adults for the praise and worship part of the service, then go to children’s church. Most of the adults attending are older, meaning when we were kids, there was no such thing. The kids are ministered to according to their age groups, but the Word is preached to them, they are taught about the Lord, and they benefit from the experience.


9 posted on 10/05/2023 11:21:31 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)
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To: Morgana

Yup! That was the time of 1986 to when I moved to Portland in 1994, at a megachurch (2000 folks at any of 3 services on Sunday and Wednesday evening), named Smithtown Gospel Tabernacle, Smithtown, NY.

It had all that was described in tthis article, including the term “ children’s church”, and with the attitude for the kids to be dropped off, so the adults could have a more fulfilling experience. They had folks tending A NURSERY, so that newborns could be cared for during service!!


10 posted on 10/06/2023 3:05:06 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: LukeL

All churches should have a toddler / infant care for under 3. Then hold sundays school classes for children and adults after worship and preaching service


11 posted on 10/06/2023 4:25:01 AM PDT by reviled downesdad (Some of the lost will never believe the Truth and will hate you for it.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

....“So, like, on a Sunday morning, you would like drop your kids off here and then you like, ya know, like get to go enjoy, like, .....”

is this how the current generation speaks today...? my kids use “like” at least five times in every sentence...it is, like, ya know, sooooo annoying...


12 posted on 10/06/2023 6:03:25 AM PDT by TokarevM57
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This kind of criticism is weak. To paint all mega churches with a broad brush like that is not honest. So we should not enjoy church? We are supposed to go in and grumble I have to go worship. There should be no joy? Seriously? Weak stuff.


13 posted on 10/06/2023 6:42:24 AM PDT by Dartoid
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