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To: conserv8
Did Joseph die or something?

He was around at least until Jesus was 12 years old

Luke 2:48-50

48 When his parents saw him, they were astonished. His mother said to him, “Son, why have you treated us like this? Your father and I have been anxiously searching for you.”
49 “Why were you searching for me?” he asked. “Didn’t you know I had to be in my Father’s house?”[a] 50 But they did not understand what he was saying to them.


Did He and Mary split up?

What would YOU do?


Joseph:  Mary; are you asleep?
Mary: You bozo; you KNOW I have to do my prayers.
 
Joseph:  I was just wondering if....
Mary: You hornytoad;  you KNOW I have had this HEADACHE for nigh unto these 12 years or so!
 
Joseph:  A fella can HOPE eternally; can't he?
Mary: Hope all you want; you ain't gettin' it:   I HAVE to remain a VIRGIN for my FOLLOWERS!!
 
Joseph:  What 'followers'?
Mary: The ones who will be bombarding me forEVER with their heartfelt requests!!!
 
Joseph:  I may as well be dead...
Mary: What did you just mumble?  I ain't DEAD; just FRIGID.  Now roll OVER and go to sleep. 
 
 
 
 
Mary: Son? are  You listening??   I've got a bunch more good, Catholic prayers for you to deal with.  Ready?
 
 

1,912 posted on 09/06/2023 2:48:25 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie
Joseph: I was just wondering if....
Mary: You hornytoad; you KNOW I have had this HEADACHE for nigh unto these 12 years or so!

I thought Mary called Joseph a horny old goat, for wanting sex with her. Oh well, horny toad works too. See, the cold shower, that Mary had installed in their house, didn’t work. The fact that Joseph was still asking Mary to give up her charms, is proof the cold shower didn’t work. Do you suppose James, Jude and the rest of the kids, must have wondered, what was the name of the stork who brought them, since Mary was an ever virgin. 😆😊 Joseph must have been a frustrated dude, and I don’t think he even tried to understand, that she needed to remain a virgin, for all her billions of followers. 😆😂
On second thought, Mary must have been a sinner. Paul said not to defraud your spouse of your charms. She did, therefore she is a sinner. I used my Sherlock Holmes style deductive reasoning, to figure it out. You know, Solomon was a very wise man, but Solomon sometimes asked me for advice on matters. You remember Solomon said, cut the baby in half? That was my advice to Solomon, since both he and I knew the real mother, would never go for that.
I also helped the Philosophers of Ellatha (Greece) make decisions too. I was just an all around good guy. 😁😆😂😊😄🤔

1,937 posted on 09/06/2023 5:14:07 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Elsie

It is most probably best to stay out of the bedrooms, Elsie, even should they prove to be fictional.

isis, ishtar, inanna, Rhea Silvia, Net, Nana . . .

Crazed followers abound.

Have a good one.


1,964 posted on 09/06/2023 11:04:35 PM PDT by conserv8 (Does anybody recall the safe word? Is that written down some where? (Ya, not that one.))
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