[Angelino97]

Have you prayed to Moses Lately? John the Baptist? Paul the Apostle? Elijah? King David?

Why not?

Actually, I do pray to Saint Paul.

And to Saints Anne, Peter, John, Jude, Lucy, and Anthony. And to my Guardian Angel.

And to the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

[PeterPrinciple]

But why not Moses and Elijah?

Honest question.

[Elsie]

How’s that workin’ out for you?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

—> Actually, I do pray to Saint Paul. And to Saints Anne, Peter, John, Jude, Lucy, and Anthony. And to my Guardian Angel.

Not only opposes the clear teaching of Scripture, but they can’t hear you.

[MayflowerMadam]

That’s funny. And I pray to my dead cats. Your guys and my cats CAN’T HEAR US.