You're just jealous because your church doesn't have statuary and graven images. Plus the Pope has that wicked cool hat. He looks impressive with his silks and hat. And look at the churches they build. Magnificent architecture. It's got to be jealousy. So, say three hail Marys and . . . you don't have rosary beads do you? Of course not. How are you going to get to Heaven?
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